Let me explain…

Porn photo

Sad but true…dievca has never watched a Pornography Movie.  she’s seen bits and pieces — never more than 10 minutes.  It’s not her thing.

When dievca had searched for the song “Beautiful Thing”, some staff had directed dievca to a website “Audio Network” — which sells songs and sound clips for websites, advertising, movie effects, etc. (Later on, dievca received the YouTube link for the song from another staff member.)

You still with her?

When dievca bought the song from AudioNetwork.com — she was put on their mailing list.
dievca received a promotional e-mail:

Listen to 18 exciting new albums for you this December.
This includes our featured albums:
Widescreen Scores, A Capella Christmas, The Golden Era of Porn, Monster Drops, John Altman and Girl Riot.

Uhh– The Golden Era of Porn? Really?
Who could resist?

Silly, sexy, cheeky fun.
Give it a click!

Album: The Golden Era of Porn

OMG — in the time it took me to write and post this piece…I just re-clicked on the link above and they changed the name to “The Golden Era of Erotica” — hilarious!

Why is dievca reminded of the music from the movie, “Shaft”?

The music would be fun to have in the background of a 1970’s driven sexy/slutty/risqué lap dance/cock worship session. Hmm~

As for watching the “Porno Chic” classics?
dievca will get Master’s take on whether she will like some of these movies:

What Culture: 5 Golden Era Porno Chic Movies


17 Comments on “Let me explain…”

  1. Pelelotus says:

    You know what, I have never watched a porno all the way through too! If nothing else if the dialogue is so bad you and Master can have a giggle. Who says sex cannot be funny?

  2. BoPeep says:

    Shagtastic!! Love the descriptions.

    • dievca says:

      The pieces of music (and the descriptions) made me laugh at the time and…uhhh, I keep giggling each time I go back to look/listen.
      It’s ok, right? – life it too short to be serious all the time.

  3. esther says:

    um, me and my best friend (a guy) used to go to the seedy porno house in queens during the “golden age.” yeah, i was the only female in the audience, eating popcorn, and giggling. well……? xx

  4. There’s a difference between manporn and womanporn– usually it’s in the vision of the director…but lately, there’s so much out there that is self-created instead of producer driven — and largely without the cheesy music and dialogue….just have to know what you are looking for, and use it sparingly, like for inspiration or for technique tips, etc… then there is the whole discussion of Porn vs Erotica (or is there a difference??) Good Day, dievca!

    • dievca says:

      A long time ago, M. sent me to a website of a Canadian Lady who is passionate about oral sex. I needed a little confidence and instruction, at the time. It was very well done, sincere and an excellent learning tool (ask M.). I’ve always thought of it more as an instructional video than Erotica/Porno. In the end, I guess it is porn and I was inspired from it — it was a great “jump start”.

  5. jackiemallon says:

    Ah, it’s good to be back 😀

  6. Who knew porn had a golden era?

    • dievca says:

      Snort! I asked M. if I should see one of the “Golden Oldies” and He said, “yes”. So, I guess that will be a movie date. Not sure what I will think….

  7. hispetitelle says:

    I’ve probably seen more porn than most. My ex was into it big time. After we split I couldn’t stomach it anymore and I took a porn hiatus for about 26 years. We’ve viewed a few shorts together online and then there’s Tumblr porn, but the best I’ve seen, however, is FrolicMe.com, porn for women and couples. Upscale and done so well. Videos are around 20 min long.

    • dievca says:

      Didn’t you write something for an Erotica site? Was it something that was going to be produced as a video? I would call it Erotica — I still need to visit that site. I made a note of it. (Was it the FrolicMe.com site? Maybe). I am going to take Esther’s suggestion and get “Movie” treats if I watch a classic with M. Just to make it sort of real — at least there won’t be any suspicious spots on the seats, right?

      • hispetitelle says:

        Yes, it was frolicme! There are always short stories that go along with each movie short. It’s a really sexy site and there’s nothing else like it out there from what I see.


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