Add a little weirdness…things people think you need~

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Aesop Post-Poo Drop to kill the smell…

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Baby Foot: gel socks which cause your feet to molt dead skin. Leaving them soft as a Baby’s A**

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Love Betty – color excitement if you have hair down there

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Pinky Queen: nipple whiting cream, if the color bothers your Sir/ Madam

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Robocut: attaches to your vacuum for a clean-cut!

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Fresh Breasts: because that “glow” might be a bit much

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Fresh Balls -Masculine Version, glowing down there.


15 Comments on “Add a little weirdness…things people think you need~”

  1. Gouttes anti-odeur de merde? Hahaha merde alors!

  2. Mr Modigliani says:

    This truly made me laugh…

  3. Pelelotus says:

    The breast cream sounds like cheeky nonsense! X

    • dievca says:

      People want the strangest things…I had a friend who wanted her armpits to be tan, so they were like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance — who would even notice something like that?

  4. Ret MP says:

    Needed a laugh…what a fresh post.


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