Glamorous Gardening: BDSM style

For the dievca who wants to be elegant (for her Sir/Master) all the time.
(even with dirt under her finger nails…)

Found in a shop, but can be bought online:

And if your Madam/Sir prefers a more masculine look:

Garden Glory, the story:

WHY SETTLE FOR
THE ORDINARY?

The idea came to me when we moved into our very first house on the Swedish west coast.

To see the house was to love it. Charming and inviting, it had a lovely patio and a stunning garden. A wonderful outdoor environment where we could see ourselves surrounded by the warmth of friends and family.

But then I spotted it – that dull green garden hose, with its orange connectors and rusty wall bracket that just screamed “Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!”. It pulled me from my daydream.

We decided to buy the house on one condition: the garden hose had to find a new home. My suggestion: in the garbage …
I set out to buy a new hose.

“So I decided to do it myself.”

I searched everywhere for a finer one – with a white tube, perhaps, which I thought would match the house perfectly.
And everywhere it was the same sad story: green, green, green and orange, and giant ugly wall mounts.

I almost gave up. But I just couldn’t let go of the idea of a white garden hose. I really wanted one. So I dug deeper and found – to my surprise – that stylish garden hoses simply didn’t exist. How could it be that no one made them?
Especially since, judging from the garden blogs and forums, there was a huge demand.

So I decided to do it myself.

I was now on a mission: to design luxurious alternative garden appliances. And Garden Glory was born.

Why settle for the ordinary?

LINDA BRATTLÖF, MISS GARDEN GLORY


14 Comments on “Glamorous Gardening: BDSM style”

  1. missagathaarmstrong says:

    this is just too heavenly – i love it. i only wish i had one at work – ours is a horrid yellow – holes every where as cars are always driving over them… oh this is just divine – and the watering can -too lovely

    You are as delightful and lovely as always Dear Dievca

    • dievca says:

      I don’t think these hoses would do heavy duty — but they might be good for your lovely home.

      • missagathaarmstrong says:

        smiles – well it is settled, my daughter and i are moving to Newmarket, and Master … well He will just have to come as often as possible x

      • dievca says:

        Are you giving up your job on the water? Does it make it harder for your M. to visit? Good Luck!

      • missagathaarmstrong says:

        sadly yes … notice on both flat and job have been handed in and now it’s a waiting game. it will make is different for Master…. as when He wants to see me, He will have to spend the night … as it’s miles from anywhere … so there are good things to come out of the move. I shall miss the water most terribly – but… it’s time for a new adventure … this time with Master by my side …

  2. esther says:

    oh, yes! xx


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