Reality Check: Older Parents

My coffee and Mom’s nebulizer stuff.

You know you have elderly parents when:

• You’ve survived multiple episodes of falls, strokes, heart issues and you are unfazed, you roll.
• The house or living situation has wellness paraphernalia all around (nebulizer attachments).
• You have Amazon Prime and use it for reoccurring orders of incontinence pads and underwear.
• You find the most simple coffee-maker for your Mom to use and write down the directions.
• You feel like you are going deaf from “yelling” to be heard.
• You know where the bleach, oxyclean and pee pads are located in the house.
• You can make-up a week of Meds for both parents in 15 minutes or less.
• You know the way to make the Meds because your Dad continues to tell you how to do it.
• You know the neighbors, friends and home aides who assist and visit your Parents.
• You are extremely grateful to those people and their patience with hearing a story 20+ times.
• Their behavior reminds you to pay-it-forward.
• You’ve learned to take a breath because you know how much your Dad hates losing his control.
• You have seen enough bodily functions to try to figure out solutions to the bodily challenges.
• You get excited for a Toto Washlet Toilet seat.
• You look for things to tempt your parent’s taste buds because they don’t eat enough.
• You really want a glass of wine at 11 am, daily when you are home.
• Reminder: we will all be elderly at some point with Luck.
• You make notes for when you are older.

I am sure you can add to this list, please feel free to do so in the comments.
(PS. Both, Mom and Dad, had check-ups today and things are going relatively well.)

XO

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