Exuberance at the Beach!

Channeling Marilyn’s Joy this weekend!


An old desperation…solved for $21.92

Everyone had a pair.
Except dievca.

Her thighs didn’t fit and if they did the waist was huge.
Serious quad muscles.
Funny because everyone else had trouble with the waist.

We are talking 4th grade…and beyond.

dievca has never owned a pair of Levis Jeans.

Until this weekend.

Let dievca explain.
As an athlete growing up in the 1970’s/1980’s, Levis Jeans weren’t cut for larger thighs. No stretch and too large of waists. So, dievca never really looked at the options that flowed in during the later years. Look, she barely could wear the 1980’s/1990’s Guess Jeans and they weren’t comfortable, especially when you had to zip them at the ankles to get them over your feet.

 

Back to Levis Jeans…

dievca never tried on the “curvy” ones, nor any iteration of the 501 blues. she avoided Levis and found friendliness of fit with J Brand, Current/Elliott and Rag & Bone.
Until she was shopping in a Wal-Mart store~

Background:

There aren’t any Wal-Marts in Manhattan.

Renting a car to get to a funeral provides an opportunity to bulk shop. Especially for those items that are heavy: Laundry Detergent, Oxyclean, canned good, bottled juices, etc. As dievca traversed the store she passed the Men’s clothing section. There, looking her straight in the eye, were stands of Levis Signature FLEX straight slim leg Men’s jeans. They looked like they would fit. They had 1% elastane. They were $21.95.

dievca had a dress on from the Funeral, she put the jeans on underneath the dress and then searched the store to find a mirror. Bingo! – there was one in the home goods section.
Voilà!
They fit!
They fit well!
At $21.95, if dievca decides she doesn’t like them – it won’t break the bank.

So, after 30+ years – dievca now owns a pair of Levis Jeans…and her thighs fit.

Will wonders will never Cease!

So….what’s your story with Blue Jeans? XO


Wednesday got shafted…

“Monday’s child is fair of face…”
by Mother Goose

Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace;
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go;
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for its living;
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Seriously, if you were born on a Wednesday — this is not the verse to listen to~

 

dievca was born on a:

Early evening. Something about her Dad watching a College Football game at the neighbors and being annoyed that it was time

Alberta Ferretti – Rainbow Week Sweaters and Hats click HERE

and sweaters all in black with colored writing click HERE

 

 


Fur Oil: Take Care down There

Kirna Zabete: Anya Hindmarch, Heart Fur Sticker

For those unacquainted with the American beauty brand, Fur was one of the first to create products purely for pubic hair. Founded by sisters Emily and Laura Schubert, along with co-founder Lillian Tung, the trio was frustrated by the lack of products on the market tailored for your nether regions. The three product range includes Fur Oil, Stubble Cream and Ingrown Concentrate.

Fur Oil’s unique blend of lightweight oils softens pubic hair and clears pores for fewer ingrown hairs and healthier skin. The 100% natural formula is gently antiseptic, antimicrobial, and reduces inflammation. Fur Oil can be used as often as desired to enhance pubic hair and skin, and is also suitable for use on the face and body.

Apply Fur Oil liberally to clean pubic hair and skin. For best results use as part of a daily regimen. 2.5fl oz

What’s In It: Grape seed and jojoba oils which are dry touch oils that contain vitamins A and E to soften and condition pubic hair. Tea tree oil Antimicrobial to help clear pores and reduce ingrown hairs. Clary sage seed oil has healing properties to soothe and reduce inflammation for healthier skin over time.

All the better to take of Master’s Body

https://www.shen-beauty.com/products/fur-oil


Allez, Allez, Allez!

The Tour de France is on!

(drama with Mark Cavendish and Peter Sagan)


And you might be motivated to get on the road or take part in your local spin class.
This t-shirt might get you going!

dievca picked up the fun biking/workout piece from the brand, Rapha, in London. The color of her t-shirt is the same as above with short sleeves. Below are the colors offered on the website, now.

Rapha has an offer:
If you have purchased a jersey this year and lost weight through riding, Rapha would like to offer you a 50% discount on your new size jersey.
Something motivating for your efforts in cycling!

Rapha downsize offer and interview with Ethan Souplee about learning to cycle and losing weight.

Go!
Go!
Go!


What Fun! in Fashion: she’s got legs

The artist, Laurie Simmons, was fascinated with the Dancing Cigarettes in TV Commercials of the past which drew her into developing and photographing inanimate objects with legs: Camera, Guns, Cakes, Perfume Bottles and an Accordion. “Walking Objects’  She has pieces in the permanent collection of MoMA.

After taking a break from legs, Ms. Simmons returned, at the request of NY Magazine’s-The Cut, with the fabulous legs of the cast from Chicago to show-off a little fashion from 2016.

You can see the fun and sexy video to “Sway” here.
(Note: video worked better in Microsoft Edge than Google Chrome)

dievca is motivate to work on her leg definition all summer — seriously sexy.

 

 

 

 


Glitter in interesting places


This could be interesting for presentation or an absolute disaster…
Does it hit the “top” for my GLITTER GLAMOURS?!?!
Apparently it is in the 2017 Music Festival clothing kit~
(is it like sand? does it get in weird places?)

Disco Tits are a Music Festival Dream