An expensive Gyro

  • dievca tests out various presentation outfits before connecting with Master. she’s had enough things fall apart when meeting with Him throughout the years.

    This process happens with new “outer” clothes, too.

    Black Crane Coral Classy Dress

    dievca wore this dress while shopping, with:

    Anya Hindmarch Earl Valentine

    Michael Kors Collection Violet Shoes

    Ed Sullivan Theater

    she was starving and bought a lamb gyro. After sitting in the sun, on the fire hydrant in front of the Ed Sullivan Theatre (the Late Show) ummmm, let’s just say that dievca’s new dress worked very well, but it needed a dry cleaning after she dripped red sauce down the front… That said, the Gyro was very good. Almost worth the dry cleaning fee — dievca was that hungry.

  • spell check disaster

    Are you missing the spelling application that was a part of WordPress? dievca is, she would hit the “ABC” button on a post prior to scheduling…. There’s no more button.

    Is anyone else having a problem with their spelling?

    dievca did notice that her ‘furtile immagination” should have been ‘fertile imagination’ and she’s sure that she has missed more items. Please let her know if you spot misspellings or rotten grammar.

    dievca did turn on her Google Chrome spelling option. Maybe it will help.
    Until something happens know that…

    Master is helping his daughter move…

    He’s Grumpy!
    After the move Master is taking on IKEA bookshelf build detail:

    dievca is just so entertained with the thought.
    IKEA was a “Defining Moment” in Master and dievca’s Relationship.
    (When dievca and Master survived an IKEA piece)

    Time to pleasure myself.

    Showered and lotioned up. A towel on the bed for squirting. Accoutrements on hand. Hood on. Gag in.

    Focus internally.
    Feel the vibration.

    Ahhhhh, on the edge of orgasm~ STOP!


    Did the Cat just attack my foot?
    NOW, she’s licking my toes?!?!?!


    Master’s comment:
    Wow. That fluff ball cat gets involved with everything.

    dievca is cat sitting for two months.
    Obviously, the Kitty has made herself at home.
    Really. (eye roll)

    The Culprit

    Chasing Clouds (elderly parents)

    Yesterday morning, dievca listened to her brother tell about how her parents both fell and stayed down until the morning, when the CNA arrived.

    Where was the evening person?

    They quit because dievca’s Dad was such a pain-in-the-a**.

    Her brother was working on it and dievca had the talk with her Father, the day before about if they were paying someone 100K, he could demand people to do things exactly his way. Since we are not paying that, he has to be patient and tolerant or no one would stay…

    dievca knew something was going to happen, it was expected. and her Dad only learns through drastic lessons. Apparently, he is still insistent that he and Mom need minimal help. Yeah, right.

    OK, dievca is flying through the clouds to go research options: assisted living, home care, 24/7 caregivers. set up meetings for assessments, etc. And, of course, hang out with her Parents…..if she doesn’t kill them, 1st.

    Wish her luck.

    As she was buying tickets for the flight and rental car, dievca found herself looking out the window at the clouds and drifting off in her mind:

    “Aren’t the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton… I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by… If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud formations…

    What do you think you see, Linus?”

    “Well, those clouds up there look like the map of the British Honduras on the Caribbean…
    That cloud up there looks a little like the profile of Thomas Eakins, the famous painter and sculptor… And that group of clouds over there gives me the impression of the stoning of Stephen…
    I can see the apostle Paul standing there to one side..

    “Uh huh… That’s very good… What do you see in the clouds, Charlie Brown?”

    “Well, I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind!”

    ― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960

    And then dievca ran into these items from Lacoste and they made her smile through the tears:

    I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now
    From up and down, and still somehow
    It’s cloud illusions I recall
    I really don’t know clouds at all

    I’ve looked at life from both sides now
    From up and down and still somehow
    It’s life’s illusions I recall
    I really don’t know life at all

    ― Joni Mitchell, Both Sides Now (pieces) © 1967 Gandalf Publishing Co.

    Plans gone Awry (lingerie): a dievca Disaster

    Corset Window--jane-fonda-legends

    Jane Fonda

    Saved by an Waist-cinching Open-bottom Control Garter Belt.

    Last Lingerie Thursday, dievca offered a sneak peek at what she was planning to wear for Master:

    Tonight’s Presentation

    Disaster! When dievca was setting out the pieces it was NOT going to work. dievca was too chubby for the blue corset, she had a major run in the nude stockings, she couldn’t find the nude garter belt (and still does not know where it is…)

    Once she admitted defeat with the corset, she decided it was time to tap dance.

    Plan B:


    Best tap dance ever!
    dievca did a dry run through with the corset and pieces – she could get it on in the 20 minutes allotted from arriving home from work to Master’s arrival, expecting a kneeling dievca.

    dievca caught site of herself in a window reflection (back-lit), the control garter belt and corset made her body look amazing!

    Vavavoom Curves – which Master appreciated fully.

    Plus, the open bottom of the garter created a hint of what was underneath, then easy access when needed. The corset was a larger size than the blue and could be cinched-in safely, and the stockings had no runs.

    dievca has learned the hard way, take time to plan your presentation outfit. And she is planning to add more Waist-cinching Open-bottom Control Garter Belts to her lingerie collection.


    A weird weekend…

    dievca had a party she forgot about and an 85th birthday party drop on her lap.
    Both casual. One very casual Poconos…..PJ’s.
    she got through 1.5 hours in NYC wearing:

    PJ Party….
    Someone bought dievca Cuddl Duds from

    dievca looks absolutely horrible in baby pink and she had to wear the PJs over Lululemon tights and a long sleeve top because she was freezing her a** off. That is what she is writing this post in….as everyone else is snoring away. That’s what you get when you are exhausted after work on a Sat. and you always get up early. Not glamorous.

    Just weird.

    Back to NYC – ASAP.