Time to pleasure myself.

Showered and lotioned up. A towel on the bed for squirting. Accoutrements on hand. Hood on. Gag in.

Focus internally.
Feel the vibration.

Ahhhhh, on the edge of orgasm~ STOP!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Did the Cat just attack my foot?
NOW, she’s licking my toes?!?!?!
WHAT?

GET OFF KITTY…YOU ARE NOT A PART OF THIS!

Master’s comment:
Wow. That fluff ball cat gets involved with everything.

dievca is cat sitting for two months.
Obviously, the Kitty has made herself at home.
Really. (eye roll)

The Culprit


Chasing Clouds (elderly parents)

Yesterday morning, dievca listened to her brother tell about how her parents both fell and stayed down until the morning, when the CNA arrived.

Where was the evening person?

They quit because dievca’s Dad was such a pain-in-the-a**.

Her brother was working on it and dievca had the talk with her Father, the day before about if they were paying someone 100K, he could demand people to do things exactly his way. Since we are not paying that, he has to be patient and tolerant or no one would stay…

dievca knew something was going to happen, it was expected. and her Dad only learns through drastic lessons. Apparently, he is still insistent that he and Mom need minimal help. Yeah, right.

OK, dievca is flying through the clouds to go research options: assisted living, home care, 24/7 caregivers. set up meetings for assessments, etc. And, of course, hang out with her Parents…..if she doesn’t kill them, 1st.

Wish her luck.

As she was buying tickets for the flight and rental car, dievca found herself looking out the window at the clouds and drifting off in her mind:

“Aren’t the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton… I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by… If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud formations…

What do you think you see, Linus?”

“Well, those clouds up there look like the map of the British Honduras on the Caribbean…
That cloud up there looks a little like the profile of Thomas Eakins, the famous painter and sculptor… And that group of clouds over there gives me the impression of the stoning of Stephen…
I can see the apostle Paul standing there to one side..

“Uh huh… That’s very good… What do you see in the clouds, Charlie Brown?”

“Well, I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind!”

― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960

And then dievca ran into these items from Lacoste and they made her smile through the tears:

I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It’s cloud illusions I recall
I really don’t know clouds at all

I’ve looked at life from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It’s life’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know life at all

― Joni Mitchell, Both Sides Now (pieces) © 1967 Gandalf Publishing Co.


Plans gone Awry (lingerie): a dievca Disaster

Corset Window--jane-fonda-legends

Jane Fonda

Saved by an Waist-cinching Open-bottom Control Garter Belt.
Truly.

Last Lingerie Thursday, dievca offered a sneak peek at what she was planning to wear for Master:

Tonight’s Presentation

Disaster! When dievca was setting out the pieces it was NOT going to work. dievca was too chubby for the blue corset, she had a major run in the nude stockings, she couldn’t find the nude garter belt (and still does not know where it is…)

Once she admitted defeat with the corset, she decided it was time to tap dance.

Plan B:

 

Best tap dance ever!
dievca did a dry run through with the corset and pieces – she could get it on in the 20 minutes allotted from arriving home from work to Master’s arrival, expecting a kneeling dievca.

dievca caught site of herself in a window reflection (back-lit), the control garter belt and corset made her body look amazing!

Vavavoom Curves – which Master appreciated fully.

Plus, the open bottom of the garter created a hint of what was underneath, then easy access when needed. The corset was a larger size than the blue and could be cinched-in safely, and the stockings had no runs.

dievca has learned the hard way, take time to plan your presentation outfit. And she is planning to add more Waist-cinching Open-bottom Control Garter Belts to her lingerie collection.

 


A weird weekend…

dievca had a party she forgot about and an 85th birthday party drop on her lap.
Both casual. One very casual Poconos…..PJ’s.
she got through 1.5 hours in NYC wearing:

The DISASTER?
PJ Party….
Someone bought dievca Cuddl Duds from QVC.com

dievca looks absolutely horrible in baby pink and she had to wear the PJs over Lululemon tights and a long sleeve top because she was freezing her a** off. That is what she is writing this post in….as everyone else is snoring away. That’s what you get when you are exhausted after work on a Sat. and you always get up early. Not glamorous.

Just weird.

Back to NYC – ASAP.


Has this happened to you?


dievca and Master connected this week to celebrate the end of dievca’s Jury Duty. A simple evening: Prosecco, Dinner, Apple Crisp, Sex.

The sex got a bit interesting when dievca went all in and raised her head up to meet Master at a quick clip and Master dropped his head down to meet dievca at the same time. dievca heard a….

as her forehead connected with Master’s nose and blood dripped onto her chest. A flying leap out of the bed brought Master a towel and a dodge into the kitchen added some ice.

Master went into the bathroom to clean-up and dievca checked His nose to see what damage was done. she didn’t feel anything on the bridge of Master’s nose and he said he wasn’t in pain. The crunch might have been underneath and more internal. Master grabbed dievca’s hand and lead her back to bed to continue on, albeit at a more gentle rate.

Can’t let a little blood stop the Joy.


Finding yourself Funny…

dievca was at Thanksgiving Dinner and she asked a cousin what they were doing on Friday.
The cousin said, “Going shopping, of course!”, like dievca was stupid.
Ah, yes, Black Friday.
dievca had forgotten about that activity when you lived in the suburbs.
she internalized a smug smile because she was not going to be sucked into that foolishness…

Actually…that’s not true~

20% off of sale items at FarFetched.com
40% off of select items at The Modist.com
25% off of select sale items and 30% off of select full price items at Yoox.com
20% off at Zazzle.com
10% off of sale items at Matches Fashion.com
40% off of select items at Loup Charmant.com

And, yes, dievca spent her pennies at Farfetched, The Modist, Zazzle and Matches…

So, dievca is as pathetic or….worse than her cousin.
The smug smile was replaced with a laughing eyeroll.
Snort~


Its not all glamorous…

Master walked into His bedroom,
to find His dievca, lying on the floor – naked, reaching under His bed.

she was trying to grab a high heel that got kicked underneath.
Lying on her belly, partially beneath the bed, kinda stuck,
dievca must have looked absolutely ridiculous.

Master solved the problem.
With a smart smack to dievca’s ass,
Master passed along a wooden yardstick to fish out the delinquent heel.


After its retrieval, He then pulled His dievca from under the bed
and sent her off to the shower.

The practicalities of D/s.