“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” —Victor Borge

Sexy humor

If I can’t joke around with a guy and hold at least a decent conversation, there is no way sex will ever be on the table.” —Julia

Both genders prefer a partner with a sense of humor, believing that it is important not only in flirting and dating, but also within an enduring relationship. However, whereas men tend to look for a partner who appreciates their sense of humor, women tend to look for a man who makes them laugh. These tendencies are complementary. Indeed, research suggests that when two strangers meet and the man succeeds in making the woman laugh, the chances of her becoming interested in forming a relationship increase (Hall, 2015; Cassata, 2016).

Humor crops up in various forms between Master and His dievca – makes for diversity and is a Joy.


M is for Masturbation, N is for…

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 …Nipples, O is for Orgasm

Master is traveling so His dievca is flying solo. XO


So what is it with spanking? Why is it a thing?

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So what is it with spanking? Why is it a thing?

Physically, the derriere area is full of sensitive nerves and since the location is close to the genital area it is pretty easy to stimulate that realm by touching or hitting.

When a person gets spanked, although it may hurt, it activates the nerve endings which also trigger sexual stimulation.

Additionally, the action can help a Dominant or submissive center their focus on each other.


Elaborate Fantasies

what-a-way-to-say-good-morning-goodmorning-hello-sexyDon’t get all excited – dievca’s excellent fantasies have not returned…yet.  she was just pondering where they went.

Were they lost with COVID?
Or taking care of her Parents?
Did perimenopause take a toll?
The knee surgery?

All of the above?
Honestly, dievca thinks that the dressing in various items of lingerie and feeling good her body helped create the fantasies and since the perimenopause/knee – she’s been more focused on getting her body to move effectively.

That doesn’t mean that the Play with Master has diminished – the Fantasies were a separate venue.  dievca thinks they came with having some spare time.  Maybe they will come back in the future.


Now for the real thing~ ❤️

Valentine's Day Spanking

Thinking of You
and missing Your “Special Touch”
on Valentine’s Day.

XO your dievča


I’m sorry, I’ve plans for tomorrow…

Bum


What you would really like — then reality returns

Master asked His dievca what she would like for Christmas.  A loaded question…

dievca would love these earrings as a gift for anything:

dievca 302 Fine Jewelery $3000+

They are the 302 Fine Jewelry “Stay Flirty” Natural Diamond & Rainbow Gemstone Graduated Dangle Earrings 14K Yellow White Rose Gold at a whopping $3714.99

Which brings us to the Reality part of dievca’s Christmas Wishlist (click on the photos for descriptions):

 Other options dievca offered to Master:

  • Wine
  • A Facial – the average price of a facial in NYC is $150
  • Mani/Pedi 
  • Cafe Grumpy or Dunkin’ Donuts/Starbucks gift card for traveling
  • Dinner/Lunch out after seeing the FIT Shoes: Anatomy, Identity, Magic exhibit
  • Nike Air Max 97 or 98 (either model works) size Women’s 7.5 – open to any color. Works for the knee. On sale is good.

Knowing Master – it will be something completely different and just as awesome.


And they popped out…

Betty Boop

Blush Lingerie Grey Lace Sweetest Sin Lingeriedievca caught up with Master for their Anniversary.  she was keeping it simple with a Blush Lingerie “Sweetest Sin” Chamise. The only problem was it was a bit small on the top so her breasts were — lets say— a bit “unrestrained”.

It was a dievca disaster in the making except for fact that Master loved it!

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XOXO-OOOOOOO

Loewe Hug Dress

The Loewe “Hug” Dress

Are you covering your assets or is your Mistress giving you a hug from behind?

dievca will be giving Master a HUG and more – its their anniversary.


BDSM Ads: Masochism

This cheeky advertising campaign reveals that more people than it seems are into BDSM (and this is why)

French property management company wants ‘Bellman’ to be your safe word

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bellman-4The owners of flats or houses tend to take time to change their real estate agent, even if they are not satisfied with the current one. This is the main reason that has led the French real estate management company Bellman to create a brazen advertising campaign in which it claims that whoever is willing to put up with frustrating service must be a masochist.

The action is based on a study carried out by Bellman with Harris Interactive in November 2021. This indicated that almost half of the respondents, 45%, who were co-owners of a home said they were dissatisfied with the management company in charge of their co-ownership .

Developed by the Steve agency , the campaign presents four images of a person at home doing daily activities, such as vacuuming or watering the plants, while dressed from head to toe in a bodysuit associated with BDSM.

The eye-catching cutscenes are accompanied by lines like, ” If you’re stuck with your building manager not answering after 36 calls, you’re probably going to enjoy it .” “If you stay with your building manager despite continuous roof leaks, you probably like him,” says another of the phrases.

The ads launched in Paris on February 8 and are supported by a six-week media plan across subways, buses, bus stops and stations, along with PR, digital and social activity.

“Among the co-owners, a certain feeling of fatality has settled, but also of boredom,” says Antonio Pinto , CEO of Bellman. “Through this campaign, we wanted to tell them with a touch of humor that their suffering can come to an end. And we are not exaggerating with the suffering: the disappointments that stand out are the unfortunate reality of some co-owners », he continues explaining.

“To appeal to these too often frustrated co-owners and show the efficacy of his model, Bellman had to come up with a strong message to shock effect, but do so with the humor and sense of kinship that immediately creates a bond,” adds Guillaume. Lartigue , co-chairman and creative director of Steve.

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Advertiser: Bellman
Brand Director: Virginie Deprost
Agency: Steve
Co-Chairman & Executive Creative Director: Guillaume Lartigue
Creative Director: Edouard Dorbais
Artistic Director: Isaora Le Jeannic
Copywriter: Aymeric Druaux
Chief Strategy Officer: Laure Lagarde
Group Account Director: Louis Tierny
Account Executive : Pierre Van Elslande
Photographer: Sacha Goldberg

A “Thank You” to marketingdirecto.com


A good night’s sleep

Some of dievca’s best sleep is when, after Play, she is tucked into her Master’s armpit – making an earmark on His arm.
That earmark is pretty drastic.
Perhaps an earmark on an a** would be better.

Or following HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL’s “8 secrets to a good night’s sleep”:

1. Exercise
Going for a brisk daily walk won’t just trim you down, it will also keep you up less often at night. Exercise boosts the effect of natural sleep hormones such as melatonin. A study in the journal Sleep found that postmenopausal women who exercised for about three-and-a-half hours a week had an easier time falling asleep than women who exercised less often. Just watch the timing of your workouts. Exercising too close to bedtime can be stimulating. Morning workouts that expose you to bright daylight will help the natural circadian rhythm.

2. Reserve bed for sleep and sex
Don’t use your bed as an office for answering phone calls and responding to emails. Also avoid watching late-night TV there. The bed needs to be a stimulus for sleeping, not for wakefulness. Reserve your bed for sleep and sex.

3. Keep it comfortable
Television isn’t the only possible distraction in your bedroom. Ambience can affect your sleep quality too. Make sure your bedroom is as comfortable as possible. Ideally you want a quiet, dark, cool environment. All of these things promote sleep onset.

4. Start a sleep ritual
When you were a child and your mother read you a story and tucked you into bed every night, this comforting ritual helped lull you to sleep. Even in adulthood, a set of bedtime rituals can have a similar effect. Rituals help signal the body and mind that it’s coming to be time for sleep. Drink a glass of warm milk. Take a bath. Or listen to calming music to unwind before bed.

5. Eat—but not too much
A grumbling stomach can be distracting enough to keep you awake, but so can an overly full belly. Avoid eating a big meal within two to three hours of bedtime. If you’re hungry right before bed, eat a small healthy snack (such as an apple with a slice of cheese or a few whole-wheat crackers) to satisfy you until breakfast.

6. Avoid alcohol and caffeine
If you do have a snack before bed, wine and chocolate shouldn’t be part of it. Chocolate contains caffeine, which is a stimulant. Surprisingly, alcohol has a similar effect. It makes you a little sleepy, but it’s actually a stimulant and it disrupts sleep during the night. Also stay away from anything acidic (such as citrus fruits and juices) or spicy, which can give you heartburn.

7. De-stress
The bills are piling up and your to-do list is a mile long. Daytime worries can bubble to the surface at night. Stress is a stimulus. It activates the fight-or-flight hormones that work against sleep. Give yourself time to wind down before bed. Learning some form of the relaxation response can promote good sleep and can also reduce daytime anxiety. To relax, try deep breathing exercises. Inhale slowly and deeply, and then exhale.

8. Get checked
An urge to move your legs, snoring, and a burning pain in your stomach, chest, or throat are symptoms of three common sleep disrupters—restless legs syndrome, sleep apnea, and gastroesophageal reflux disease or GERD. If these symptoms are keeping you up at night or making you sleepy during the day, see your doctor for an evaluation.

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Coffee and a chat with Master

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Master has been traveling for about 4 weeks — dievca caught up with Him this morning. 

Might require a masturbation moment.


A vivid dream

Spooned
early morning
naked
backing up
Joy


Stockings for Master (per His request)


A Master knows~

naked-expressive-dance-couple-full-length-multiethnic-performing-over-blue-background-33888483“There are times she is kneeling out of obedience, reverence and respect. Those are the times it is okay to stand above her. But when she is kneeling because the weight of the world is just too heavy to bear … that is when You should be kneeling beside her.” — Unknown


Stepping away from Christmas for a moment~

Best in Show
And moving on to a little bit of BDSM fun with Etsy Shop GayPigeon Cards.


Master/Mistress would You be willing…

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to assist Your submissive with their corset?


The Things You Find – Harry Potter BDSM

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Via TheRooster.com – Harry Potter words describing BDSM actions seems to be thriving in Colorado (2018) as a kind of code for BDSM to be brought up in conversation:

Muggles – People who have tame non-kinky sex (Vanilla)

Wizards – Dominants

witches – submissives

Wand – Sex Toy

Azkaban – Sex Dungeon

Aguamenti – When you’re super wet.

Gillyweed – When you go down on someone for a long time and need that extra lung capacity.

Death Eater – A rimjob.

Longbottom – Ass play.

Unicorns – Swingers or a bi-girl who is down for threesomes.

The Dark Mark – A spanking.

Ravenclaw – Mindfuck play.

Scourgify – Commanding a sub to clean up after sex.

Following that theme – we can bring in some BDSM objects to show your Harry Potter House Loyalties:

Harry Potter Colors

For Rope Bondage:

Harry Potter Bondage Rope Colors

For Discipline – Leather Floggers:

Harry Potter House Long Flogger

Time to breakout your Harry Potter Lingerie!


Got Lemons?

Lemons

Make Lemonade!


Sticky and Wet

20210702_131229With the humidity in NYC,
one cannot escape sweating.
dievca arrived at Master’s wet and sticky.
All was solved with soap, water and shower sex.
Something to be taken carefully,
but worth the effort to beat the heat.
XO

photo: dievca - shower accoutrements 07/2021

Tough decision…

Popsicle

Looking for a popsicle, cock, popsicle, cock….


Working on a new position…

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Well, my boss said that if I didn’t like working under him, I should look for another position.”

Hmm~ not exactly appropriate for many reasons from a boss, but appropriate if it was your Sir/Madame.


Lazy Sunday Sex Position

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After wine, a burger and good company – dievca slept in for a lazy Sunday. Master will be stopping by in the afternoon to relax.  Maybe the ‘LAZY SUNDAY’ position will come into use – dievca is really not moving too fast.RR-SEX-POSITION-LAZY-SUNDAY-v1

LAZY SUNDAY SEX POSITION

Find a chair or large pillow so you are both sitting at a 45 degree angle.

One partner lies on the bottom, while the other clambers on top facing upwards so your bodies are in perfect alignment.

Keep your thighs together for a more intense sensation as the lower lover enters from behind.


Feel your way~

Lead and mask
While your Sir/Madame is traveling,
why don’t you close your eyes,
and feel your desire to serve.


Take a deep breath at the vision~

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and let the lines of her back guide to you to glory.


Don’t forget to wear Green!

Happy Saint Patrick's Day


dievca forgot to share~

her Christmas gifts for Master.
All were a “hit” except for the Christopher Raeburn scarf – it was a bit too “hip” 😎
Master chose something from dievca’s list and added four bottles of wine:

Paco Rabanne Peter Saville Lose Youself Tee on sale $144 Net-A-Porter

Kind of a COVID-appropriate exchange – wouldn’t you say?


As always~


The ‘Real Deal’ is always better.


Do you get wet just thinking about your Sir/Madame?


It’s the anticipation and completion.


Sexy Sleep Eyes

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Master, it’s been a long two weeks. Your dievca might just need to sleep.
After the nap, she’ll look at you with sexy sleepy eyes and ask,
“How may I serve my Master?” Read the rest of this entry »