Could you wipe your hands on my butt? (or breasts)Posted: November 5, 2022 Filed under: Home and Garden | Tags: Ass, BDSM, boobs, D/s, decor, dievca, embroidered, Etsy, fun, hand towels, Humor, Life, Shopping, submissive Leave a comment
Embroidered Hand Towels from the Etsy Store SewCuteMamaCo $14.00
Embroidered size is 4.5”w x 6”h
Hand towel measures 15” x 25”
Unexpected humor in your Powder Room!
Happy Halloween!Posted: October 31, 2022 Filed under: Entertainment, lingerie | Tags: Ass, BDSM, D/s, dievca, Elegant, erotic, Halloween, Presentation, Pumpkin, Sexy, submissive, thong Leave a comment
Time to Caress and Carve that Pumpkin!
A good night’s sleepPosted: October 6, 2022 Filed under: D/s Relationship, Discussion, Entertainment | Tags: advice, aftercare, Ass, BDSM, D/s, dievca, Harvard Medical School, health benefits, Humor, Life, Love, pillow, sleep Leave a comment
Some of dievca’s best sleep is when, after Play, she is tucked into her Master’s armpit – making an earmark on His arm.
That earmark is pretty drastic.
Perhaps an earmark on an a** would be better.
Or following HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL’s “8 secrets to a good night’s sleep”:
Going for a brisk daily walk won’t just trim you down, it will also keep you up less often at night. Exercise boosts the effect of natural sleep hormones such as melatonin. A study in the journal Sleep found that postmenopausal women who exercised for about three-and-a-half hours a week had an easier time falling asleep than women who exercised less often. Just watch the timing of your workouts. Exercising too close to bedtime can be stimulating. Morning workouts that expose you to bright daylight will help the natural circadian rhythm.
2. Reserve bed for sleep and sex
Don’t use your bed as an office for answering phone calls and responding to emails. Also avoid watching late-night TV there. The bed needs to be a stimulus for sleeping, not for wakefulness. Reserve your bed for sleep and sex.
3. Keep it comfortable
Television isn’t the only possible distraction in your bedroom. Ambience can affect your sleep quality too. Make sure your bedroom is as comfortable as possible. Ideally you want a quiet, dark, cool environment. All of these things promote sleep onset.
4. Start a sleep ritual
When you were a child and your mother read you a story and tucked you into bed every night, this comforting ritual helped lull you to sleep. Even in adulthood, a set of bedtime rituals can have a similar effect. Rituals help signal the body and mind that it’s coming to be time for sleep. Drink a glass of warm milk. Take a bath. Or listen to calming music to unwind before bed.
5. Eat—but not too much
A grumbling stomach can be distracting enough to keep you awake, but so can an overly full belly. Avoid eating a big meal within two to three hours of bedtime. If you’re hungry right before bed, eat a small healthy snack (such as an apple with a slice of cheese or a few whole-wheat crackers) to satisfy you until breakfast.
6. Avoid alcohol and caffeine
If you do have a snack before bed, wine and chocolate shouldn’t be part of it. Chocolate contains caffeine, which is a stimulant. Surprisingly, alcohol has a similar effect. It makes you a little sleepy, but it’s actually a stimulant and it disrupts sleep during the night. Also stay away from anything acidic (such as citrus fruits and juices) or spicy, which can give you heartburn.
The bills are piling up and your to-do list is a mile long. Daytime worries can bubble to the surface at night. Stress is a stimulus. It activates the fight-or-flight hormones that work against sleep. Give yourself time to wind down before bed. Learning some form of the relaxation response can promote good sleep and can also reduce daytime anxiety. To relax, try deep breathing exercises. Inhale slowly and deeply, and then exhale.
8. Get checked
An urge to move your legs, snoring, and a burning pain in your stomach, chest, or throat are symptoms of three common sleep disrupters—restless legs syndrome, sleep apnea, and gastroesophageal reflux disease or GERD. If these symptoms are keeping you up at night or making you sleepy during the day, see your doctor for an evaluation.
A peachy delight!Posted: September 25, 2022 Filed under: Home and Garden | Tags: Ass, baking, BDSM, Birthday, D/s, dievca, End of Summer, Food, happy, Love, peach crumble, peaches, recipe, submissive 1 Comment
The peaches are still in season here in NYC. dievca bought 5 lbs of Organic Yellow Peaches and 3 lbs of local NJ Yellow Peaches. she knows they are good because they were a staple of her diet, last week, and they still looked good/smelled good at Whole Foods this morning.
A crumble is a baked dish of fresh fruit (apples, berries, plums, etc.) that is topped with an oat-based streusel.
To celebrate her birthday, dievca is going to bake a Peach Crumble with her wonderful peaches.
She will be sharing with Master and friends.
dievca would love to share her crumble with you in person, but has to offer the recipe instead. she would like to make the suggestion that you visit your favorite grocer and see if your area has the fabulous peaches, available. Crumble or no crumble – they are worth it.
Peach Crumble Recipe
Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 45 minutes Total Time: 55 minutes
Ingredients for the Filling:
2 1/2 lbs peaches (8 medium), fresh or frozen*
2 Tbsp fresh lemon juice, (omit if using frozen fruit)
¼ cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup granulated sugar
Ingredients for the Topping:
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/3 cup brown sugar, packed
1/8 tsp sea salt
8 Tbsp 1 stick cold, unsalted butter, diced
½ cup old fashioned rolled oats or quick-cooking oats
1 cup sliced almonds, divided
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Butter a 9×12 casserole baking dish.
To Blanch Peaches: Place peaches in boiling hot water for one minute or just until skins come off easily then transfer immediately to cold water. Peel, pit and slice into 1/2″ thick pieces. Transfer to a large bowl and toss peaches with 2 Tbsp lemon juice.
In a small bowl, whisk together 1/4 cup sugar, 1/4 cup flour and toss with the sliced fruit just until evenly coated. Pour into buttered baking dish.
Combine 1 cup flour, 1/4 cup granulated sugar, 1/3 cup brown sugar, and 1/8 tsp (pinch) of salt. Add the diced cold butter about the size of peas.
Transfer mixture to a bowl, add 1/2 cup oatmeal and use your hands to make large crumbles. Add ½ cup of the sliced almonds and mix to combine.
Spread the topping evenly over the fruit and sprinkle the top with ½ cup of almonds. Bake 45 minutes at 350˚F or until top is golden and the fruit is bubbling at the edges.
*If using frozen fruit, fully thaw, drain and dab with paper towels to remove excess juice.
**If you don’t have a food processor, you can use a whisk for the dry ingredients and a pastry blender/cutter to cut the butter into the dry ingredients.
A “Thank You” to Natasha of NatashasKitchen.com
ServingPosted: September 12, 2022 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden, Submission | Tags: Ass, BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, Elegant, erotic, Humor, Monday, Morning, Sexy, submissive Leave a comment
Tanga vs CheekyPosted: March 24, 2022 Filed under: lingerie | Tags: Ass, BDSM, D/s, dievca, Elegant, erotic, Panties, Presentation, Sexy, Shopping, Undergarments Leave a comment
Tanga briefs are a type of thong underwear that cover both your front and back with triangular pieces of material. They provide moderate to minimal rear coverage between a bikini cut and a thong and also have wider sides. They can be a good way to transition from a traditional bikini panty to a thong.
Cheeky underwear are true to their name and enhance your derriere by exposing the better part of it. They have less coverage than bikinis but more than thongs or G-strings. The front and waist portion are mostly covered.
Accentuating the A**Posted: November 4, 2021 Filed under: lingerie | Tags: Ass, BDSM, D/s, dievca, Elegant, erotic, Knickers, Panties, Presentation, Sexy, Shopping, submissive, Undergarments Leave a comment
Swiss Dot Options!
Offering pleasure~Posted: June 19, 2021 Filed under: Accessories, Body Type | Tags: anal plug, Ass, BDSM, body love, Chain, D/s, dievca, Elegant, erotic, submissive Leave a comment
Baby Got Back~Posted: April 17, 2021 Filed under: Analysis, Clothing, lingerie | Tags: Ass, BDSM, D/s, dievca, Dress, Elegant, erotic, Photos, Presentation Outfits, serving, submissive, Undergarments 2 Comments
Which item of clothing shows off the A** best?
Corset (Photo by Ellen Von Unwerth)
Polka Dot Dress
A 🍑 plan for your Sir or MadamePosted: August 6, 2020 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden, lingerie | Tags: Ass, baking, BDSM, D/s, dievca, Elegant, Life, Love, Master, Peach Butt, submissive, Summer Leave a comment
dievca’s plan to be a feast for the eyes and the tummy came to fruition, last week.
she offered up her peaches to her Master. Perhaps you might be interested, too.
First up was the ICONE VeraCruz lingerie set:
Followed by a peach bottom:
Finishing with fresh-baked peach crisp:
A fitting Summer send off for your Sir or Madame!
dievca’s Master loved it.
Wiggle Worm MoonPosted: March 9, 2020 Filed under: Discussion, Entertainment | Tags: Ass, ass play, BDSM, D/s, dievca, Dominant, erotic, Fetish, Monday, Submission, submissive Leave a comment
A big, bright Full Worm Moon will appear in the east on Monday, March 9th.
It might make your Sir’s worm wiggle…
Although the Super Worm Moon officially reaches 100-percent illumination at 1:48 p.m EDT and 10:42 p.m PDT, it’s much more impressive if viewed as it appears low on the horizon.
In New York, sunset is at 6:57 p.m. EDT and moonrise is at 5:56 p.m. EDT, while in Los Angeles sunset occurs at 6:56 p.m. PDT, followed by moonrise at 6:14 p.m. PDT.
If the sky isn’t clear on Monday, check again at dawn, when the moon will be setting in the west. In New York, sunrise is at 7:15 a.m. EDT and moonset 8:06 a.m. EDT, while in LA, sunrise is at 7:09 a.m. PDT and moonset 7:58 a.m. PDT.
booty enhancing, butt lifting, junk building, derriere increasing underwearPosted: March 5, 2020 Filed under: Body Type, Latex, lingerie, Neighborhood Anecdotes (NYC) | Tags: Ass, Bodyshapers, cosmetic surgery, D/s, dievca, erotic, Fetish, Panties, Sexy, submissive, Undergarments Leave a comment
According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, there has been an astounding 80% increase in butt implant surgeries since 2001.
dievca came ‘eye-to-eye’ with a non-invasive shapewear solution in K-Mart:
So, if someone pinches your bottom – do you react? What if one glute slips to the side? How do you gracefully take off your butt for Sex?
Well, dievca’s a** is very solid and large enough – no butt lift procedure or shapewear in her future.
Working the ASSets!Posted: January 25, 2020 Filed under: Body Type, Musings | Tags: Ass, BDSM, D/s, dievca, Elegant, erotic, Lace, Life, mental health, Submission, submissive 3 Comments
Work with what God gave you~
Espresso – Sir/Madam?Posted: January 6, 2020 Filed under: Entertainment, Submission | Tags: Ass, BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, erotic, espresso, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, serving, submissive Leave a comment
Taking a dip into the sun~Posted: August 13, 2019 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden, Relationships | Tags: Ass, BDSM, D/s, dievca, erotic, Life, Love, Master, nude, relaxation, submissive, Summer, Sun, travel 5 Comments
“How did you get so tan with working long days?”
It doesn’t take me much.
A little sun here, a little sun there
and an hour of being naked on the Terrace for two days took care of my ass.
(Do you think Master will appreciate the lack of tan lines on my ass?) Read the rest of this entry »
Pygophylia = Gluteus MAXimusPosted: July 23, 2019 Filed under: Body Type, Entertainment | Tags: Ass, BDSM, buttocks, D/s, dievca, erotic, Fetish, Kink, submissive 2 Comments
1. Your butt muscles are the largest muscles in your whole body. (Latin: Musculus glutaeus maximus, medius, minimus) The a** has to keep your whole torso up and the stronger your butt muscles are, the higher you can jump.
2. Your butt could cause alcohol poisoning far more easily than your mouth. Drinking with your butt (aka using alcohol enemas) might sound interesting but pouring alcohol into your bottom means the alcohol doesn’t have the stomach and liver (which help make alcohol less toxic) to go through before it gets into your bloodstream. Yes, you are likely to get drunk much faster, but if you do feel like throwing up, the alcohol isn’t in your stomach so you can’t throw it up and there’s no other way to get it out faster. Really not a good idea.
3. Wiping your butt with baby wipes might not actually be a great idea. A lot of people have allergic reactions and can get dermatitis from the chemicals in baby wipes, so you’re better off just sticking to soap and water or regular toilet paper.
4. If you are female, odds are you have a bigger butt than your male friends or male partner because that’s where your estrogen tells fat to go. Men’s bodies tell their fat to go to their stomachs but women’s estrogen directs it right to our butts, which is why you’re more likely to see a guy getting heavier in his stomach and have his butt stay the same size for life.
5. You can get skin cancer on your butt even if its never seen the light of day. Skin cancer can appear in unlikely places like between your fingers and toes, and on your underarms, butt, and genitals, so make sure your doctor is checking everywhere on your body because you never know and also keep an eye out yourself (a hand mirror is your friend). dievca’s Mom learned this firsthand…a spot was found where the sun don’t shine. It made dievca laugh, her Mom loved the sun in the 1970s, but the problem spot was hidden…
6. There’s actually a word that means “I totally get turned on by butts.”It’s called Pygophilia. That’s quite a word if you feel like working it into your daily conversation.
7. The larger your a** is, the smarter you are. According to a University of Oxford study, being a woman with a big butt was linked to being more intelligence, supposedly due to having more omega-3 fats which help with brain development.
8. Your larger rear actually makes you less likely to get seriously ill. That same University of Oxford study that told you your big butt makes you smarter also found that women with bigger butts are less likely to get diabetes and heart disease, even though those are two things associated with obesity. Basically, the fat in the lower parts of your body releases fewer cytokines. Insulin resistance has been associated with abnormal secretion of proinflammatory cytokines.
Juicy Like the Peach – the Perfect Peach.Posted: July 8, 2018 Filed under: Discussion, Entertainment, Relationships | Tags: Ass, D/s, dievca, Elegant, erotic, fruit, Kink, Life, Mother, Peach Butt, submissive, Summer 4 Comments
That description could mean many things, but on Friday, dievca ate the perfect peach. The peach smell from the fruit bowl was tantalizing. The peach itself was small. not too pretty and just a little soft. But, the first bite offered an explosion of taste with juices dripping.
OK, dievca’s mind just went into the gutter.
Back to the Peach…dievca grabbed the phone to call her Mother. Strange, huh? dievca’s Mom was a fruit connoisseur growing up and she knows the value and pleasure of a really good peach. Don’t you always call the person who understands completely when you need to share?
As expected, dievca’s Mom was delighted that dievca had a great peach and that dievca was willing to call and share. It brought on the memories of going strawberry picking with a pail of water, a bowl and a can of whipped cream. Eating blueberries for the first time. Cutting up watermelons for Dad’s business’ annual picnic.
Summer food shared and thoroughly enjoyed.
dievca had a couple of more peaches and has enjoyed them in her morning yogurt. As she was cutting one up, she realized that the shape does look like an A**, in fact a little like dievca’s a**.
Now she gets this song:
And the whole big “to do” about Apple changing their peach emoji:
This is why on Etsy they sell panties for your peaches and peach butt soap:
And dievca will leave you with a Tony Futura graphic of the tan lines on her PEACH. Master just laughs at the lines.
PS. Find a peach for your Sunday, they seem to be very juicy this year. XO
Cheeky – its all in the definition.Posted: May 24, 2018 Filed under: lingerie | Tags: Ass, Body Type, buttocks, D/s, dievca, Elegant, erotic, fashion, Fetish, submissive, Undergarments 4 Comments
- Cheeky, a term used to denote that the garment exposes the bottom part of the buttocks.
A more conservative style, the cheeky covers more area than a thong, but exposes the bottom part of the buttocks. Some cheekies are used as undergarments while others function as bikini bottoms. Often they have a band at the waist.
To cover beauty – Panty Variations (lingerie)Posted: October 26, 2017 Filed under: Body Type, lingerie | Tags: Ass, BDSM, D/s, dievca, erotic, fashion, Life, Panties, Shopping, Slave, submissive, Undergarments 14 Comments
Why would someone want to cover this loveliness?
Probably because you can run-a-round topless in NYC, but not bottomless~
At least you have options:
We talked about G-String Panties, but as dievca was compiling a “Boy Shorts” post, she realized that comparison of PANTY VARIATIONS was needed before we continued.
Panties are a personal thing. Health, Comfort, Looks, Body Type, Occasion dictate what you wear and when.
For example: dievca will not wear Thongs (sorry), she doesn’t find them flattering on her body and has had health/comfort problems with them (chaffing – dievca has a long rise) – she would prefer to go commando then wear a thong, that said, she was happier when Hanky Panky Thongs arrived on the scene.
BTW: Master is not fond of thong panties either – dievca is not sure why. she will have to ask.
Hipsters? dievca wears them for daily wear.
What are your favorite type of Panties and why?
PS. commando = sans underwear