Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You’re into rubber play. You love rubber in the bedroom so much that it feels like a second skin.
Best of all, it can help you have another identity when getting down to business. If you haven’t tried it before, best to start small and work your way up.
Pisces (Feb 18 – Mar 20)
With the imagination you’ve got, you’re into role play. Because of this, you can delve into any fantasy.
It makes sure that things are never boring in the bedroom, and you can tap into anyone’s desire.
Aries (Mar 20 – Apr 20)
Authority turns you on. That’s why you’re so into rough play. Think Fifty Shades of Grey in reality.
Things are intense, animalistic and you’ll have a deeper connection than your average sex session. Kinky.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 21)
You’re all about the physical, and that’s why you’re into body play. You don’t need toys or gadgets to stimulate you, it’s all about the touch, taste, feel and smell.
You also know how to build up to things, and you know exactly where the most sensitive parts are.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 21)
While Pisces have the imagination, Gemini is into one specific thing. Uniform play. With you, it’s about authority without the pain.
Or you also like it playful and exciting. So much choice.
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 23)
This cheeky star sign is into one simple thing – mouth play. While it might not necessarily be a fetish, it’s definitely something they love.
It’s not just about one simple thing either, they’re into anything to do with the mouth and they have plenty of fun doing it.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 23)
A fiery star sign that likes to dominate, Leo’s are into power play. They like to be submissive to their partner, and also like to take control.
It’s all about having that power over someone else, very appropriate for the lion.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 23)
They’re all about the excitement, so it’s no surprise that they love toy play. Why not surprise them with your skills with tools?
Virgo’s most likely have a collection of things to play with, so you can be sure they’re never out of new ideas for sex.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 23)
It’s all about the response with this star sign, so no prizes for guessing they enjoy sensation play.
For this silky sign, it’s all about the different materials used. Feathers, silk, and fur will all go down a treat.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 22)
Intensity is the name of the game with a Scorpio, and they’re very into temperature play.
In a world of extremes, Scorpio’s like it either really hot or really cold – there’s no middle ground with these guys. Just don’t play with fire!
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 22)
Daring situations are the thing, and with that in mind, it’s all about outdoor play. With the chance of being caught, this only brings more excitement.
Senses are heightened and things are more immediate. So fun.
Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 20)
Are you a climber, or are you just a Capricorn? Because they’re really into rope play.
Whether that means being tied up or being suspended from a height – or something even kinkier – it’s all about the skill with this one.
So, are the suggestions correct for your or your partner’s sign?
A “Thank You” Cosmo and to Laura Lyne of the Mirror.
Water slipping, sensually
Master’s hands, fluid
dievca is in a panic.
Master and dievca have trouble communicating
in the best astrology scenario.
Mercury in Retrograde?
Oh, Shit! Retrograde motion is an APPARENT change in the movement of the planet through the sky. It is not REAL in that the planet does not physically start moving backwards in its orbit. It just appears to do so because of the relative positions of the planet and Earth and how they are moving around the Sun.
Because Mercury rules communication, clear thinking, truth and travel — when the planet goes retrograde — all those things go backwards.
They start to get ugly and tangle up.
Mercury Retrograde in 2017
April 9 – May 3
August 12 – September 5
December 3 – December 22
Buzzfeed, Nasa StarChild
7 Things to Avoid During Mercury Retrograde
1. Traveling—Expect last-minute flight cancellations, postponement and long delays. Allow extra time when traveling; make sure your bags are secure, re-confirm your reservations.
2. Repairing your car—If you can hold off – do it.
3. Purchasing computers or phones—One word: Lemon.
4. Accepting or starting a job— During Mercury retrograde, things may not be as they seem. You might have thought you accepted one thing and actually got into another. Messy.
5. Scheduling meetings— Confusion, mistakes and cancellations will occur, try to schedule things after the retrograde.
6. Initiating new projects— People may either not understand it or oppose it. You may find out later that you left out a vitally important detail that you didn’t think of. If your project is adopted, it may either fail or have to be totally restructured later to succeed.
7. Making agreements—Negotiating contracts, agreements or signing any legal documents—be mindful of whatever you put into writing, because it may need serious revision when Mercury goes direct. You may miss something in the details.
Again, the best advice! wait until Mercury goes direct…
Huffington Post (modified by dievca)
And if you cannot wait on the above,
you can always wear this sweater to explain what happened:
dievca is a LIBRA, or so she thought.
All those years of great horoscopes…
down the toilet.
It’s a great conversation starter: “What’s your sign?” But before you ask or answer that question, consider this: Your zodiac sign corresponds to the position of the sun relative to constellations as they appeared more 2,200 years ago! The science behind astrology may have its roots in astronomy but don’t confuse these two disciplines. Astronomy can explain the position of the stars in the sky but it’s up to you to determine what, if anything, their alignment signifies. In short, as you’ll see below, your zodiac sign is not what you think it is, and your corresponding horoscope can’t be right. [Read: Wobbly Earth Means Your Horoscope Is Wrong]
Here’s a table showing what the current Astrological dates are for your Sign and what the Astronomical dates are…they don’t really correspond and in fact they add a “new” sign Ophiuchus.
Doesn’t matter, dievca doesn’t want to give up her Libra status, Virgo – the virgin, doesn’t look too enticing. she was there many years ago and it was painful.
What do you think?
|ACTUAL ASTRONOMICAL DATES
TODAY (c. 2000 C.E.)
|Constellation||Date Span||Days||Constellation||Date Span||Days|
|Aries||21 Mar – 19 Apr||30||Aries||19 Apr – 13 May||25|
|Taurus||20 Apr – 20 May||31||Taurus||14 May – 19 Jun||37|
|Gemini||21 May – 20 Jun||31||Gemini||20 Jun – 20 Jul||31|
|Cancer||21 Jun – 22 Jul||32||Cancer||21 Jul – 9 Aug||20|
|Leo||23 Jul – 22 Aug||31||Leo||10 Aug – 15 Sep||37|
|Virgo||23 Aug – 22 Sep||31||Virgo||16 Sep – 30 Oct||45|
|Libra||23 Sep – 22 Oct||30||Libra||31 Oct – 22 Nov||23|
|Scorpio||23 Oct – 21 Nov||30||Scorpius||23 Nov – 29 Nov||7|
|Ophiuchus||30 Nov – 17 Dec||18|
|Sagittarius||22 Nov – 21 Dec||30||Sagittarius||18 Dec – 18 Jan||32|
|Capricorn||22 Dec – 19 Jan||29||Capricornus||19 Jan – 15 Feb||28|
|Aquarius||20 Jan – 18 Feb||30||Aquarius||16 Feb – 3/11||24-25|
|Pisces||19 Feb – 20 Mar||30-31||Pisces||12 Mar – 18 Apr||38|