Boobs

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Your breasts grow and grow and grow during puberty, but by the time you’re between 18 and 20, breasts are usually “fully developed,” or finished growing. This doesn’t mean that the size of your breasts at age 18 are the size your breasts will be forever. Hormonal changes, weight loss, and weight gain can all have an effect on the size of your breasts.

After puberty and before pregnancy (if you become pregnant) is when your breasts are likely to appear the fullest. The two main things that give your breasts a shape and size are fat and fibrous connective tissue. After your breasts have finished developing your breasts are likely composed of more fibrous tissue than fatty tissue. Genetics have a hand in breast composition too. If your mom and grandma and grandma’s grandma all have very dense, fibrous breasts, you likely will too.

Gravity is a very real scientific force that no one on this planet can escape. Breasts can be heavy, gravity pulls down on heavy things, and this means your breasts may start showing gravity’s effects when you’re in your 40s. The second thing is that skin loses elasticity as it ages, so with the combined effect of gravity, it’s not unlikely that your breasts will sit lower on your chest. The third thing? Breasts get fattier, they’ll start to feel less dense in your 40s than they did when you were 23 or 33. They’ll look less full as a result, and the fullest part of them will sit lower on your chest.
Some women actually see an increase in breast size after menopause. That increase in size is caused by a few things: general weight gain all over the body, increased water retention, and a change in hormone levels. As with pre-menopause, breasts will be even less dense and composed of more fatty than fibrous tissue at this stage. This means the fullest part of your breasts will sit lower on your chest than it did before.

Even though most people’s breasts go through these same basic stages, you’d still be incredibly hard-pressed to find your exact booby twin roaming around in this world.

Maybe this tea towel will help!

All Shapes of Beauty Tea Towel $18 Uncommon Goods

All Shapes of Beauty Tea Towel $18 Uncommon Goods (click photo to purchase)

A Thank You to Cosmo Magazine, the New York Times and dievca’s Doctor.


Bubbies, Tatas, Bazooms, Headlights, Jugs, Melons, Rack, Titties, Shoulder Boulders…

All Shapes of Beauty Tea Towel $18 Uncommon Goods

BOSOM BUDDIES
Your eyes do not deceive you—there are ta-tas on this tea towel, and not the off-the-rack A-B-C kind, either. This lively print celebrates our breast friends in all their wonderful, natural variety, from bountiful bells to adventurous east-west and a many-hued gallery of shapes and sizes in between. Sure to cause a few double- or triple-takes, this piece shares a low-key message about loving ourselves as we are and—bonus!—it might just give some folks an all-new enthusiasm for doing dishes. Designed in Savannah, Georgia. Made in China.
(click photo to purchase)


Flash the Headlights

Flash the headlights is a slang expression meaning to expose one’s bare breasts.

The phrase is a variation of the colloquial term flash, meaning to expose an area of the body that’s normally covered up. The word headlights is typically used as a slang term for breasts, because they are round and often pale colored, like a car’s headlights.

A woman must completely expose her breasts, including her nipples, to flash the headlights. Some believe only a whole breast can be classed as a headlight, while others feel the term headlights referred to nipples.

When people drive they flash their automobile headlights to gain the attention of oncoming traffic.  A woman typically flashes her headlights to get attention, too. She may be looking to hail a particular person or any passers-by.

Hmm, the bra above must be the Modest Version of Flash the Headlights or it can work in the dark!


A little Nip in the Morning

Topless Mug Urban Outfitters Sale $9.00 (click photo)

An engaging way to start your day if you love breasts!

 


”more than a handful is a waste” ~ Coffee Cup

    • A-CUP – CAFÉ LATTE BOWL WITH SAUCER

      Placed on a simple saucer and covered by a plain bowl, the naturalistic nipple causes instant surprise! The sensuous detail can be taken as a hint for the bowl’s designation: to be filled with milk – and blended with some coffee, if you like! Of course, A-Cup may be used for cereal, soup or the like as well …

    • DETAILS

      Design: Anna Maschmann
      Material: glazed porcelain,
      details: bisque ware
      Bowl: Ø 5,5/12 cm, 8 cm high, ca. 300 ml
      Saucer: Ø 16 cm

dievca found the nipple plates on Auction at Housing Works (click here)

or the set can be found the German Amazon, for shipment to Europe, here.

Originally sold from Pension für Produkte

she would really like to buy them for some lesbian friends.


Sometimes you have to wonder…

…what the designers were thinking.
Or maybe it was a conscious choice.
Or a sense of humor.

It is a sexual eye opener.

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Photo: shared by Momo – Dutch paper dispenser