Coffee and music on a Monday Morning
Posted: August 30, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, Classic Rock, coffee, D/s, dievca, Family, Humor, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, music, productivity, submissive Leave a comment
Why is it always easier to get things done to Classic Rock? At least for dievca~
Maybe its because every Saturday growing up – her family’s home had to be cleaned from top to bottom. It was the 1970’s, dievca’s brothers played Rock Music doing chores. dievca is like Pavlov’s Dog – you put the Classic Rock on and she cranks out the work…
Here’s the last song:
Beach Coffee – a bit dear…
Posted: August 23, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment | Tags: BDSM, beach, California, coffee, D/s, dievca, Life, Monday, Morning, Photos, submissive, Summer, travel, Vacation Leave a comment
Photos: dievca Coronado, CA 08/2021
Coffee before the drive
Posted: August 9, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, California, coffee, D/s, dievca, driving, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, traveling Leave a comment
Good Morning! Maybe a little late for the East Coast. XO
A little coffee before driving inland for phase two.
Enjoy your week!
Working against the slow start
Posted: August 2, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, D/s, desperation, dievca, Humor, Life, Love, Monday, Morning Leave a comment
Good Morning! Have a good week.
Dad Humor – coffee-based
Posted: July 26, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Relationships | Tags: BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, Father, Humor, Joy, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, silly jokes, submissive Leave a comment
If there’s one feature that can immediately categorize a joke as a “dad joke,” it’s wordplay, especially of the unsophisticated variety. Examples: “Hey, do you know what time my dentist appointment is? Tooth-hurty.” “You know why they always build fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.” The purposeful confusion of “smart feller” and “fart smeller.”
Note: dievca’s Dad was working that “fart smeller” joke hard – right up until he died. Makes her smile thinking about it~
Let the Coffee Jokes begin!
- Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Me: Very, very seriously. - What do you call sad coffee?
Despresso. - What’s the best Beatles song?
Latte Be! - Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse #2: That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning. - How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it. - What did the coffee lover name her son?
Joe, obviously. - What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar. - How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote. - How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his victims—all ground up. - How is divorce like espresso?
It’s expensive and bitter.
A "Thank You" to the ScaryMommy website for the coffee humor.
Hudson Yard-henge
Posted: July 21, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Neighborhood Anecdotes (NYC) | Tags: BDSM, D/s, Dawn, dievca, Hudson River, Life, Morning, NYC, photo, submissive, walking Leave a comment
Saved a life this morning, pre-coffee
Posted: July 19, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden, Neighborhood Anecdotes (NYC) | Tags: awareness, BDSM, biking, coffee, D/s, dievca, Life, Monday, Morning, safety, traffic, West Side Highway Leave a commentWhen you are riding, walking, running, scootering in the City – you can’t be worrying about the people you are with – its every Man (Women, Child) for themselves. FOCUS! An older runner was following her “pack” across the Westside Highway – not looking at the lights – the youngsters sprinted (like fools) and she was trotting behind straight into oncoming traffic. dievca yelled and the Lady turned to make it back to the sidewalk right before getting hit. Even though the Lady was older, dievca hollered at her and said, “focus on yourself” after the Lady muttered, “I assumed my girls were watching the lights”.
When a human head cracks on the pavement it sounds like a watermelon thumping. dievca is not interested in hearing that sound and sticking around to help with the mess. If you come to the City – please pay attention and don’t depend upon others – depend upon yourself. XO
dievca was little too shaky to have coffee immediately – her adrenaline was surging.
A Little Bach – Coffee Humor
Posted: July 12, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment | Tags: Bach, BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, Humor, Life, Lover, Monday, Morning, music, Opera Leave a commentJohann Sebastian Bach wrote “Schweigt stille, plaudert nicht,” also known as the “Coffee Cantata.” In the song, a father and daughter argue about how she drinks too much coffee, and that’s why she doesn’t have a lover.
Hah! Good Morning. XO
| Kaffeekantate [Coffee Cantata]
Liesgen (S), Erzähler (T), Schlendrian (B) |
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| 1. Rezitativ T Schweigt stille, plaudert nicht Und höret, was itzund geschicht: Da kömmt Herr Schlendrian Mit seiner Tochter Liesgen her, Er brummt ja wie ein Zeidelbär; Hört selber, was sie ihm getan! |
1. Recitative T Be quiet, do not chat, And listen to what happens now: Here comes Mr. Schlendrian with his daughter Liesgen, He grumbles like a grizzly bear; hear for yourselves, what she has done to him! |
| 2. Arie B Hat man nicht mit seinen Kindern Hunderttausend Hudelei! Was ich immer alle Tage Meiner Tochter Liesgen sage, Gehet ohne Frucht vorbei. |
2. Aria B With children, aren’t there a hundred thousand aggravations! Whatever I, all the time and every day, tell my daughter Liesgen, slides on by with no effect. |
| 3. Rezitativ B S Schlendrian Du böses Kind, du loses Mädchen, Ach! wenn erlang ich meinen Zweck: Tu mir den Coffee weg! Liesgen |
3. Recitative B S Schlendrian You naughty child, you wild girl, ah! When will I achieve my goal: get rid of the coffee for my sake! Liesgen |
| 4. Arie S Ei! wie schmeckt der Coffee süße, Lieblicher als tausend Küsse, Milder als Muskatenwein. Coffee, Coffee muss ich haben, Und wenn jemand mich will laben, Ach, so schenkt mir Coffee ein! |
4. Aria S Ah! How sweet coffee tastes, more delicious than a thousand kisses, milder than muscatel wine. Coffee, I have to have coffee, and, if someone wants to pamper me, ah, then fill up my coffee again! |
| 5. Rezitativ B S Schlendrian Wenn du mir nicht den Coffee lässt, So sollst du auf kein Hochzeitfest, Auch nicht spazierengehn. Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian |
5. Recitative B S Schlendrian If you don’t give up coffee for me, you won’t go to any wedding parties, or even go out for walks. Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian |
| 6. Arie B Mädchen, die von harten Sinnen, Sind nicht leichte zu gewinnen. Doch trifft man den rechten Ort, O! so kömmt man glücklich fort. |
6. Aria B Girls of stubborn mind are not easily won over. But if the right spot is touched, Oh! Then one can happily get far. |
| 7. Rezitativ B S Schlendrian Nun folge, was dein Vater spricht! Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian |
7. Recitative B S Schlendrian Now do what your father says! Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian Liesgen Schlendrian |
| 8. Arie S Heute noch, Lieber Vater, tut es doch! Ach, ein Mann! Wahrlich, dieser steht mir an! Wenn es sich doch balde fügte, Dass ich endlich vor Coffee, Eh ich noch zu Bette geh, Einen wackern Liebsten kriegte! |
8. Aria S Even today, dear father, make it happen! Ah, a husband! Indeed, this will suit me well! If it would only happen soon, that at last, instead of coffee, before I even go to bed, I might gain a sturdy lover! |
| 9. Rezitativ T Nun geht und sucht der alte Schlendrian, Wie er vor seine Tochter Liesgen Bald einen Mann verschaffen kann; Doch, Liesgen streuet heimlich aus: Kein Freier komm mir in das Haus, Er hab es mir denn selbst versprochen Und rück es auch der Ehestiftung ein, Dass mir erlaubet möge sein, Den Coffee, wenn ich will, zu kochen. |
9. Recitative T Now old Schlendrian goes and seeks How he, for his daughter Liesgen, might soon acquire a husband; but Liesgen secretly spreads the word: no suitor comes in my house unless he has promised to me himself and has it also inserted into the marriage contract, that I shall be permitted to brew coffee whenever I want. |
| 10. Chor (Terzett) S T B Die Katze lässt das Mausen nicht, Die Jungfern bleiben Coffeeschwestern. Die Mutter liebt den Coffeebrauch, Die Großmama trank solchen auch, Wer will nun auf die Töchter lästern! |
10. Chorus (Trio) S T B Cats do not give up mousing, girls remain coffee-sisters. The mother adores her coffee-habit, and grandma also drank it, so who can blame the daughters! |
| Christian Friedrich Henrici (Picander) 1732 (mov’ts 1-8) | |
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A Thank You to Emmanuel Music in Boston, MA for the access to the translation.
a shift
Posted: July 5, 2021 Filed under: Analysis, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, coffee cup, D/s, dievca, Life, Monday, Morning, proud, United States Leave a comment
There were a number of years where it was awkward to be from the United States. Explaining choices made by the general public to individuals from other countries got to be tiring. dievca found herself slipping into the “you cannot figure out what country I am from” behavior. It was just easier.
Now?
she starting to feel a bit more patriotic.
Looking for a little sexy in the morning~
Posted: June 21, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, D/s, dentist, desperate, dievca, Elegant, Life, Monday, Morning, Sexy, submissive Leave a comment
Need to find and enjoy that lovely coffee before the dental appointment…
bikini choices? coffee choices = Summer
Posted: June 14, 2021 Filed under: Clothing, Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: bikini, coffee, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, Shopping, submissive, Summer, Summer Solstice, swimsuit Leave a comment
Summer Solstice is coming up on Sunday, June 20th.
What Summer Coffee options beat the heat?
We all know about the typical coffee over ice or espresso over ice drink, but if you want a twist maybe these three coffee options will rotate your stirrer.
1.) Cold brew: Cold brew can be made using a French press by steeping coffee grounds in cold water for at least 12 hours, without pressing down on the plunger, to extract highly condensed flavors. After allowing it to steep, press down on the plunger, then serve the cold brew over ice. The result is a very condensed and delicious coffee, but it is very strong so consider diluting it a little with milk or water.
2.) Affogato: This is a traditional Italian espresso-based drink that is often found on dessert menus at Italian restaurants. It is made by pouring a shot of hot espresso over a scoop of gelato. Vanilla gelato pairs very well with the espresso, but you can experiment with any kind of gelato you want. This drink is perfect for the coffee enthusiasts with a sweet tooth who want a rich dessert drink that maintains strong coffee flavors.
3.) Espresso Tonic: This is also known in some places as café tonics or black tonics, but the concept is simple- add tonic water to espresso. The unexpected result is a slightly sweet, citrusy taste filled with effervescence and coffee goodness. Whether you are making this at home or ordering it in a local coffee shop, start with 2 ounces of espresso and then 6 ounces of tonic water on the side. Slowly pour the espresso on top of the tonic water to avoid overflowing. Enjoy!
And the bikini?
Title Nine Chameleon High Waisted Bikini Bottom and Top – Paprika Floral
A Happy Cup of Joe
Posted: June 7, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, coffee mug, D/s, dievca, erotic, Etsy, Happiness, Joy, Monday, Morning, Nipple, rainbow, Shopping, submissive Leave a comment
PLAYFULCERAMICS
on Etsy offers a happy cup of Joe.
May your Cup runneth over!
Cup a Boob – $55 per cup
Rainbow Mug – $80 – large mug beautifully made.
Each vessel is a beacon of healing on its own. All foods and drinks enjoyed from these pieces will be even more healing and even more delicious for you and everyone on this day and everyday. Spirit animals embody the strengths of their character and emit that energy, inspiring and uplifting all those who connect with it. Each piece is also a blessing amplifier. Simply write down any intention, prayer or dream and place inside or underneath to charge your intentions with the loving healing power of Reiki.
travel via coffee
Posted: May 24, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, comics, D/s, dievca, Humor, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, submissive Leave a comment
GOOD MORNING!
What’s your strength?
It’s a long drive to Mom
Posted: May 10, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment | Tags: automobile, BDSM, coffee, D/s, Family, Humor, Life, Monday, Morning, submissive, travel Leave a comment
Do you think they will look at me strange when I take all of the coffee at the motel?
Good Morning!
Something for a slow start and the mists~
Posted: May 6, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Vintage | Tags: BDSM, D/s, dievca, Early Bird, Feminine, Life, Love, Morning, music, Neil Young, submissive, Weather 3 Comments
It’s a slow morning in NYC – clouds are hanging low.
The perfect time for elegant non-sense before the grind begins.
The 1974 female cover-version is stunning.
Good Morning!
The challenges of ordering with a mask on…
Posted: May 3, 2021 Filed under: Disasters, Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, cappuccino, coffee, COVID-19, D/s, dievca, disaster, Humor, Life, Mask, Monday, Morning, NYC, submissive Leave a comment
dievca thought they asked what kind of milk to use for the cappuccino — she said, “whole milk”. Apparently they heard, “oat milk” so they made a ‘normal’ cappuccino, then added additional oat milk. The coffee was about $6 and kinda “nutty”.
Does anyone else have any good ‘ordering with a mask on’ stories?
Taking it to the next level
Posted: April 19, 2021 Filed under: Accessories, Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: airplane, BDSM, coffee, coffee cup, D/s, dievca, Humor, Loverboy, Master, Monday, Morning, Shopping Leave a comment
GOOD MORNING!
And the coffee gave me some weird visions
Posted: April 12, 2021 Filed under: Accessories, Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, buttocks, coffee, coffee cup, D/s, dievca, Humor, Monday, Morning, mushroom, Ugly, weird Leave a comment
Not sure dievca would like to look at this cup in the morning…..
A little coffee eases dealing with Grumpy~
Posted: April 5, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden, Relationships | Tags: Ann Margaret, BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, Humor, Joy, Love, Monday, Morning, Movie 2 Comments
Ann-Margret, screenshot from Grumpy Old Men (1993) – a film which made dievca laugh quite hard.
Just Add Coffee
Posted: March 29, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, Humor, Life, Love, Master, Monday, Morning, t-shirt 2 Comments
Good Morning!
~adding a little elegance to your week~
Posted: March 22, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, coffee cup, D/s, dievca, Monday, Morning, Pin-Up Art, Sexy, stockings, submissive Leave a comment
Good Morning!
Espresso on the Street
Posted: March 15, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, espresso, food truck, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, NYC Leave a comment
An absolutely amazing idea
and dievca can tell you where to set up shop in NYC.
Anyone interested?
Morning Light
Posted: March 12, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Neighborhood Anecdotes (NYC), Poetry | Tags: BDSM, Chelsea, D/s, dievca, Joy, Life, Love, Morning, NYC, photo, Spring Leave a comment
Smell the sweet air of Spring
Sliding into the City
Surrounding the sounds of Morning
Softly blunting the edge of Reason
Photo: dievca, NYC 03/2021
A moment of Peace
Posted: March 1, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, good wishes, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, submissive Leave a comment
before the Week begins!
Have an excellent Monday.
Well, that coffee break would be a treat~
Posted: February 22, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Relationships, Vintage | Tags: 007, coffee, Elegant, James Bond, Life, Love, Monday, Morning, movie stars, photo, retro 2 Comments
Leiter: Where did you get that suit?
Bond: My tailor, in Saville Row.
Leiter: Mine’s from Washington, Felix Leiter: Central Intelligence Agency.
When you have got a week….
Posted: February 15, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, Humor, Life, Monday, Morning, submissive, sushi Leave a comment
dievca’s week will be a challenge.
What does your week look like?
A Coffee Cup for Friends~
Posted: February 8, 2021 Filed under: Accessories, Clothing, Entertainment, Home and Garden | Tags: BDSM, coffee, D/s, dievca, fashion, Humor, Life, Monday, Morning, snow, Winter Leave a comment
New York Snowstorm by Karl Stevens Coffee Mug (click photo to purchase)
dievca still loves her snow. XO
Something to beat the Slush on a Saturday!
Posted: February 6, 2021 Filed under: Entertainment | Tags: BDSM, Beach Boys, Cold Weather, D/s, dievca, Life, Love, Morning, music, submissive, Summer, work Leave a comment
