It all started with the movie, Blues Brothers, and this scene:
How do you make an Orange Whip?
That photo prompted the thought that a Pineapple Whip might be a better choice sexually – why?
Yes, ladies — and men too, for that matter — drinking a good-sized glass of pineapple juice a couple of hours before the deed can help make your bodily fluids taste and even smell better. Fruits, in general, are good because they contain acids and sugars. May 31, 2005 NBC News
Does pineapple make your VAG sweeter?
Pineapple and citrus fruits are associated with a sweeter taste, Schmit said. … The result: Participants whose partners ate 200 grams of pineapple a day reported that the pineapple eaters did, in fact, taste sweeter. According to Schmit, vegan and vegetarian diets could also lead to a sweeter taste. Jul 12, 2016
How long after eating pineapple will you taste better?
“It doesn’t seem to matter whether the pineapple is fresh, canned or juiced,” Helmenstine explains. “The effect is not noticeable immediately after eating a few bites of pineapple. Most respondents saw a definite effect after eating pineapple for several days. Jul 10, 2018
Hmmm~so a Pineapple Whip rather than an Orange Whip
Disney’s Dole Whip was introduced to the Walt Disney World and Disneyland resorts in 1986, the pineapple soft serve has achieved a beloved status.
Disney Dole Whip Recipe
Dole Whip Ingredients:
- 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream
- 4 ounces of pineapple juice
- 2 cups of frozen pineapple
How to Make a Dole Whip:
Add all 3 ingredients to a blender, and blend it until it’s smooth. You can serve it as-is, but Disney suggests putting the blended mixture into a piping bag and piping a swirl into your bowl for the soft-serve look. Top with a cocktail umbrella for an extra tropical touch.
Something of use – a dose of Pineapple for you and your partner – a lovely treat!
A hint of the dream lingers
throughout the day.
A smell, a touch,
a glimpse of satiation.
Collected wisps and pieces
solidify elusive memories.
to create an Orgasm.
dievca found a Tenga Iroha Vibrator she bought and forgot about….
After digging it out, she decided to use it in a moment of self-care. It seems like it may be a good vibrator to use on a partner. The soft tip hit dievca’s clit nicely and the head can be inserted into the vaginal opening (possibly the anal opening, too). Clean up was easy.
dievca sent Master this photo:
she received a reply:
Ha! This looks like a fictional creature in a long-gone comic strip called
The shmoo (plural: shmoos, also shmoon) is a fictional cartoon creature created by Al Capp (1909–1979); the character first appeared in the comic strip Li’l Abner on August 31, 1948.
A shmoo is shaped like a plump bowling pin with stubby legs. It has smooth skin, eyebrows, and sparse whiskers—but no arms, nose, or ears. Its feet are short and round, but dexterous, as the shmoo’s comic book adventures make clear. It has a rich gamut of facial expressions and often expresses love by exuding hearts over its head. Cartoonist Al Capp ascribed to the shmoo the following curious characteristics:
- They reproduce asexually and are incredibly prolific, multiplying faster than rabbits.
- They require no sustenance other than air.
- Shmoos are delicious to eat and are eager to be eaten. If a human looks at one hungrily, it will happily immolate itself—either by jumping into a frying pan, after which they taste like chicken or into a broiling pan, after which they taste like steak. When roasted they taste like pork, and when baked they taste like catfish. Raw, they taste like oysters on the half-shell.
- They also produce eggs (neatly packaged), milk (bottled, grade-A), and butter—no churning required. Their pelts make perfect boot leather or house timbers, depending on how thick one slices them.
- They have no bones, so there’s absolutely no waste. Their eyes make the best suspender buttons, and their whiskers make perfect toothpicks. In short, they are simply the perfect ideal of a subsistence agricultural herd animal.
Naturally gentle, they require minimal care and are ideal playmates for young children. The frolicking of shmoos is so entertaining (such as their staged “shmoosical comedies”) that people no longer feel the need to watch television or go to the movies.
- Some of the more tasty varieties of shmoo are more difficult to catch, however. Usually, shmoo hunters, now a sport in some parts of the country, use a paper bag, flashlight, and stick to capture their shmoos. At night the light stuns them, then they may be whacked in the head with the stick and put in the bag for frying up later on.
Hmm, look the vibrator is pretty good, but dievca doesn’t think it is quite as great as Al Capp’s Shmoon!
Its been a while since His dievca has done self-care.
Might be a good time to take a moment.
Master is traveling for a few weeks and dievca has moved into self-care and anal-training. she knows that she orgasms multiple times with Master, but she’s always fascinated at how quickly she can orgasm during Masturbation. she’ll set aside 30 minutes and is done with the first orgasm in 30 seconds.
Is something wrong?
How can something be wrong if it happens and feels great, then can be repeated.
OK, it is just weird.
Just call dievca the “Speedy Gonzales” of the orgasm.
Is it a present if a submissive offers their Sir or Madam a chair orgasm?
A front-row view of masturbation in sexy underpinnings?
Please let dievca know, she’s got the bones of a plan and would love to ‘flesh’ it out.
Master has trained his dievca well.
she Orgasms upon command.
Note – dievca is usually wet when around her Master – that helps
But, there is a back to the Tee:
Re/Done ‘easy come, easy go’ tee
dievca’s not sure what that means in the BDSM context.
Slate Article: Come or Cum – We ask the hard questions…
Your tactile craft was so potent,
the kiss of a dandelion seed tossed my senses into overdrive.
Hmmm…dievca falls into this group…
Undergraduate and graduate women (N = 245) from a large midwestern university volunteered to complete nine self‐report scales and inventories. Thirty‐seven percent of the sample reported they had experienced nocturnal orgasm, and 30% reported having had the experience in the past year. The predictors accounted for a statistically significant amount of variation in each of the dependent variables: 33% of “ever experienced nocturnal orgasm,” 44% of “experienced nocturnal orgasm in the past year,” and 27% in the case of “frequency of nocturnal orgasm in the past year.” Positive attitudes toward and knowledge of nocturnal orgasms, sexual liberalism, and waking sexually excited from sleep (without experiencing orgasm) were the most important predictors of nocturnal orgasm experience.
-The Journal of Sex Research, Volume 22, 1986 – Issue 4. Barbara L. Wells
Showered and lotioned up. A towel on the bed for squirting. Accoutrements on hand. Hood on. Gag in.
Feel the vibration.
Ahhhhh, on the edge of orgasm~ STOP!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Did the Cat just attack my foot?
NOW, she’s licking my toes?!?!?!
GET OFF KITTY…YOU ARE NOT A PART OF THIS!
Wow. That fluff ball cat gets involved with everything.
dievca is cat sitting for two months.
Obviously, the Kitty has made herself at home.
Really. (eye roll)
While waiting for my Master to arrive at my apartment, I fell asleep on my belly. I must have looked like a starfish, all spread out in the sun. His Collar and Cuffs were on at His request.
Master had let himself in and must have quietly connected the straps to the corners of my bed and gently connected the straps to the ankle cuffs. I didn’t wake up until he place a vibrator directly on my clit. At that moment, I tried to roll over and my spread legs wouldn’t let me, Master said, “Stay on your belly” and used the vibrator to cause an orgasm.
I felt lube drip on to my ass and Master worked it into my asshole with his finger. He popped in an anal plug, then left to wash his hands.
” Get on your hands and suck me, dievca”, I worshiped His cock in that awkward spread position until it was hard.
Master placed two pillows under my hips, grabbed my ass and plunged into my wet pussy.
Going deep and pressing on the anal plug. I shuddered once, twice and orgasmed. Master kept moving in/out and stopped to tell me to move on His Cock. He snaked His hand around my ass to my clit and played with it until I orgasmed, again. This orgasm was so hard the anal plug went flying out.
I felt Master put lube on His thumb and he started to play in my ass. I felt the larger glass anal plug replace the first plug. Stretching me open.
Master washed His hands and Cock, only to return for me to suck Him hard and put a condom on. He unclipped my ankles, removed the glass plug, added lube and guided His Cock into my ass, one inch at a time.
By now I was dripping and my asshole was opening up.
Master fully entered my ass and started to move, holding my hips. I orgasmed twice and started to ride Master’s Cock. Master handed me the vibrator and said, “Hold this to your clit.” After a bit of time, I began to buck violently with the strength of my orgasms, Master held my hips for the ride. I finally squeezed Master out and fell flat on my tummy with exhaustion. He went to remove the condom and wash His hands, then lay down to hold me.
After some time, I asked Master’s permission to suck Him. Permission granted, he grew large in my throat. He flipped me over, on to my back, and came into my pussy to orgasm. We passed out for 30 minutes, in the sun.
dievca, what are you doing today?
With your permission, Master, I am….
How about you?
There’s not a lot of dignity in Sex. Funny faces, awkward positions, random fluids, strange noises.
Master tells dievca that one of His greatest pleasures is causing His dievca’s multiple orgasms. she wonders what her “o-face” looks like to Master. she knows what her hoo-ha feels like ~ exquisite. And she knows what Master looks like when He orgasms – amazing.
That leads to the question:
When Master said, “You will wear Snakeskin”,
dievca thought this:
she didn’t realize Master meant this:
Urban Dictionary Top Definition:
the dried after effects of ejaculation creating a thin-film upon the chest or stomach
(shoes: OOGii Limited Edition Snakeskin Bronze Heels 350 AUD)
Am I beautiful in my exuberance or awkward in my execution?
To be a voyeur during someone else’s masturbation: Are you embarrassed by the awkward angles and contortions, do you get excited from the Joy that someone is achieving without you, or do you sit silent and absorb the energy expended? Is there a desire to join in with your touch?
Does it change if you are invited? Or not.
Is masturbation always a solo act and your viewing, an intense violation of privacy?
Your gain, my loss?
Did I move on without you?
And achieve more gratification from my personal choices than your sharing?
(A submissive gives fully to their Master or Mistress. Any way They want to reach pleasure and allow their submissive pleasure – it is Their choice. dievca’s Master prefers to participate and give His submissive pleasure. He’s not so into being a voyeur. What about your Master or Mistress?)
The pirouettes spun through my mind after an intense Masturbation moment upon return from Europe.
Between Master and dievca, the travel has been fierce. dievca arrived in the City after 3 weeks and then Master just got back from Crete. dievca left for the weekend (Glamping) and will be leaving, again, this weekend (Parents). she’s also “on call” for a friend whose cancer has reappeared…a different type and in a different place of the body. Whew!
Master was to take a quick breakfast at dievca’s, one morning, he texted and said, “D/s” and he managed to take quite a bit more. Hands held above her head, skirt rucked up, squirting, cock worship, face down, ass up, lipstick smearing, hitting the top – hard, bruises and an immense power shift.
The peaceful and safe feeling held for 5+ days. The better news is that both bodies involved held up very well. (It was a rough year, physically)
Today offers another quick breakfast, but no D/s.
Hmm, maybe dievca shouldn’t speak so quickly.
The celebration day started in 2015
and commences, again, on July 31st!
dievca is “in”!
The O Project is a series of photographs taken by Marcos Alberti, a renowned Brazilian photographer who was behind the 3 Glasses project in 2016. This time, Marcos has worked with Smile Makers to create something daring, unique and meaningful: a series of photos of women before, during and after they climax through self-pleasure. Far from the fake and standardized depiction that porn gives of it, the series showcases the female orgasm as it is: DIVERSE, BEAUTIFUL and EMPOWERING!
Just to keep in mind:
(click here for Marcos Alberti’s other photo project)
It has been a tough few weeks. The decision for a feeding tube, rather than hospice was a relief. Getting help for Mom was a second relief – though I still call about 4 times a day, each meal + medicine times.
A personal care moment was needed.
A lovely shower after work relaxed the muscles ~
A glass of wine soothed the mind ~
Lotion massaged all over my body and lube to the ass and pussy. Yes, to the anal plug.
Beginning with a gentle touch. I massaged my breasts and my pussy. Laying on my back with the anal plug squeezed between my plump cheeks.
Feeling the clit swell and become more sensitive. I took my time, continuing to massage my body, willing it to focus and feel.
Adding the hood and penis gag, allowed me to move into my head and create images in my mind to motivate my body. The mind is a powerful tool. Switching from my finger to the long vibrator caused the anal plug to vibrate. Exquiste.
Sitting on the edge of orgasm allowed the flow of pleasure chemicals to course through my body until the desire to orgasm started to overwhelm my mind. The short vibrator touching the swollen clit put me over the razor edge I had danced upon.
After the orgasm hit, my pussy milked the long vibrator with a constant pulse. My anus quivering.
Breathing deep, I flipped on to my belly to recover in the sun.
Dreaming of a possible second round.
dievca has mentioned that Master is traveling Europe for work, so she’s on her own for physical satisfaction. Master just expects to hear about the activity, he rarely limits or directs the activity.
So, what does a dievca call it when she squeaks in a quickie? and it happens so fast that she has time to write a blog post afterward in amazement before heading into the shower and back to work.
OK, please note that dievca’s schedule has been brutal, it usually is during Spring. Sleep has been a little short and the time taken for pleasure – non-existent.
So, a vibrating anal plug, glass dildo, and clit vibrator worked magic in less than 30 seconds.
Maybe it was the anticipation of pleasure while gathering the toys that started the process, maybe it was thinking of Master and how He would like to watch. Maybe its just pathetic.
dievca doesn’t know and after feeling the hard orgasm, she doesn’t care.
“Why is it,” he said, one time, at the subway entrance,
“I feel I’ve known you so many years?”
“Because I like you,” she said,
“and I don’t want anything from you.”
Photo: 1946 Stanley Kubrick
Maybe. Not really. After falling into bed, getting up at 4:00 am is almost close to normal for me.
The trip was lovely. Catching up with old friends, having fantastic weather in London (uhh, no rain…really!), visiting old and new spaces. The flight home? meh~ Thank you for asking.
Master had family in town from afar. He was not available to take care of me.
So, I walked to work early in the rain (bike was in the shop) and came home to unpack.
Grey Weather, my Mother isn’t eating, Grumpy. Needing to Orgasm.
Text to Master and His reply: “Go ahead, d.”
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.” — Truman Capote
In a grey T-shirt which says, “Caffeine Fix” and black Victoria Secret Panties, the first orgasm involved:
Lube, fingers, a towel and 10 seconds. Blink and you would have missed it. Obviously it had been too long and very much-needed.
I fell into a doze afterward.
Waking up after the snooze, I decided to try again.
The second orgasm was going take a bit more work so it was time to gather my favorite two vibrators and Master’s ball gag.
Putting on Master’s gag made me feel mindful about Master and how he loves to see me drool.
I laid down on my belly and inserted the long vibrator into my pussy with a pulsing vibration. Raising my ass in the air slightly, I took the small vibrator and turned it up to a power steady rate and placed it on my clit. Closing my legs together, I pressed and thrust lightly onto the vibrators, the setting was as much as I could handle without falling into orgasm immediately.
Dancing on the edge of orgasm, I sucked on the ball gag like it was Master’s cock, drool dripping on to the towel underneath my body.
And went over the edge.
5 minutes later, I was up and cleaning the toys — with thoughts of getting things done.
My suitcase looked at me, but I needed to ice my foot. While icing, I decided to write about my orgasms – hoping to inspire someone with the sharing.
And as this post was developing, I was still horny and felt that a third orgasm was within reach. I removed the ice from my foot and collected the clean vibrators and added an anal plug to the mix. The pussy vibrator causes the anal plug to vibrate, too — creating a delightFULL feeling.
Spreadeagled on the bed, I let the pussy vibrator press on the anal plug then played with my clit by hand and small vibrator. The strongest setting with light touches teased me into feeling like I was going to squirt, but the towel was there to catch any fluids.
Nothing close to coming, but a feeling of contentment for about 3 minutes until I placed the vibrator more fully on my clit. With my hips gyrating and the feeling of squirting upon me, I orgasmed a 3rd time and squirted a little in the process.
Lounging on the bed, but realizing that time was really pressing, I needed to clean-up the toys, unpack and get back to my work items.
But, it was lovely to have multiple orgasms and share them with you.
Master hasn’t really been a Dom interested in orgasm denial. dievca thinks it has something to do with her capabilities to offer multiple orgasms and being able to orgasm on command. He knows that he has control, already.
So when He and dievca are separated for any length of time, dievca will ask for permission to take care of herself and permission is granted easily. This time, Master added a suggestion, “dievca, try masturbating with an anal plug inserted.”
Umm, can dievca just say, “Wow!”
dievca is clearing though her “drafts” (100+) and this was from a long time ago. dievca has since taken Master’s advice on multiple occasions. May she suggest His suggestion for you?
It’s always good to share something pleasurable. XO
10 facts about the clitoris:
- The clitoris is 7 to 12cm long (2.75 to 4.75 inches) Most of the clitoris is hidden. “There lies another 7 to 12cm long bulge behind that little button, which runs along the vaginal canal,” says Dr. Sadie Allison.
- Only one-quarter of the clitoris is visible. The clitoris is made up of many different parts, including the clitoral head, the hood the clitoral shaft, the urethral sponge, erectile tissue, glands, vestibular bulbs and the crura (or the clitoral legs). Only the clitoral head and the hood are located outside the body.
- Women get erections. The clitoris is made of the same fabric as the penis. The clitoris has a glans, a foreskin (also known as the hood), erectile tissue and a teeny-tiny shaft. “When a woman becomes aroused there flows more blood so it can swell,” says Allison.
- The clitoris is very sensitive. There are about 8,000 nerve endings in that tiny piece of flesh. A Penis has about 4,000. Which is why men should be careful with the clit button.
- Most women need direct clitoral stimulation for an orgasm. There are nerve endings in the vagina walls, but this number can not be compared with what can be found in the clitoris.
- A woman can have an orgasm multiple times. The clitoris is very sensitive after an orgasm, but it keeps it’s blood flow so it is not long before another orgasm can be developed.
- Each clitoris is a different color. Colors varies from light pink to almost black, unique to your Lover. Also, some are small, some are big, some are hidden and some protrude.
- A clitoris continues to grow throughout a Woman’s life. When a woman enters menopause, her clit can be 2.5 times larger than when she was a teenager. A clitoris works forever.
- It’s only there for Sexual Pleasure. The clitoris is the only part of the body designed solely for pleasure, nothing else.
- Every Female Mammal has a clitoris.
Thank you to getaddicted.net, alternet.org and theguardian.com
OK. dievca is inspired to play with her lovely body part — see ya!
For a young Person, the greatest privacy risk that came with masturbation was your Mom or Dad walking in on you while you were getting busy with yourself. That brief embarrassment is nothing compared to the “We-Vibe” which collects your masturbatory habits and sends the data back to manufacturers.
Fusion reports that the risk lies within the We-Vibe 4 Plus, a couples’ vibrator that connects to a smartphone app, enabling your partner to control the vibrator remotely — a tool that’s particularly useful if you’re in a long-distance relationship. But that’s precisely what opens you up to the greatest security risk.
The president of Standard Innovations Corporation, Frank Ferrari, released a statement explaining that “We-Vibe collects data on the use of its products in terms of vibration intensity and mode for market research purposes so that we can better understand what settings and levels of intensity are most enjoyed.”
Now, if you’d like to continue using a We-Vibe vibrator without sharing your orgasm preferences, you can do so with your device in airplane mode – but doesn’t that kill the long-distance vibe?
Or maybe you prefer to be an Exhibitionist….then its all good!
Oh, how absolutely delightful!
I knew I could do, by you.
Now I know I can do, by me, too.
Intense, on edge and raw.
If the feelings remind me of you.
Trained response serves me, too.
Oh, how absolutely delightful!
(and how messy)
When Master and dievca made their pilgrimage to Babeland , dievca didn’t realize the store kept a Vintage Vibrator Museum. No sign of it in the store…but this short video offers evidence and a quick peak of past pleasure options!
“Women have been using vibrators for way longer than you think. See some of the earliest – and most terrifying – models, and help us design the vibrator of the future in the comments. Antique vibrators filmed on site at Babeland. Vibrators used with permission of Babeland’s Vintage Vibrator Museum.”
Master left for a month+ travel, business and family.
Prior activities to Him leaving included fabulous shower sex –
which ended intensely and safely….more on that later.
And while Master is gone, He gave His dievca directions to take good care of herself.
That includes self-love:
Since dievca is trying to catch up with her work and Life…time is short.
But, a solo moment, even a quickie, makes the day move along more easily.
One of Master’s favorite young Artists sang about dievca’s midday moment… the song is not exactly about solo sex, but the first line mentions it as a part of the protagonist’s routine —
“Oh what an ordinary day. Take out the garbage, masturbate.”
Sometimes a dievca’s got to do what a dievca’s got to do.
The funny thing is that dievca can get herself completely into the moment, riding that edge of orgasm. But, if she needs to move over the top quickly –
all it takes is thinking about Master’s Cock in her mouth …
voilà… strong, hard, Orgasm!
Maybe some ideas to develop with your BDSM, Bondage & Discipline / Domination & Submission / Sadism & Masochism in mind.
Or just good Vanilla Sex ideas:
Whatever works best for you and yours. XO
dievca’s Master was tired. He had worked very hard and traveled across the country. As He slipped into dievca’s apartment He knew that His absence had affected His dievca’s release.
“dievca, strip naked and spread yourself open on the bed. You may touch yourself lightly.”
Rummaging through the toy box, Master pulled out the lycra hood, a collar, penis gag, glass dildo and vibrator.
Master spoke, again: “Put the hood, collar and gag on. Continue to play with yourself and I may or may not be watching, but you are allowed to orgasm in any way you choose. Make it a show.“
dievca rolled off the bed and placed the dildo and vibrator on the side table. she put on the hood and buckled the gag. Facing the side of the bed, dievca turned to grab the vibrator off of the bedside table and turn it on, she then leaned forward on to the bed with her legs spread and her weight on one elbow, with the other hand she used the vibrator on her clit. Gyrating her hips gently in a circle, she moved on the vibrator until she orgasmed. Giving Master a show of her ass.
dievca stood up and dropped the vibrator to the middle of the bed.
Turning to face where she thought Master might be sitting, dievca began to massage her breasts and nipples. Lifting her breasts with one forearm and hand, she put her other hand on her pussy and rubbed it gently. she reached back to the table and took the glass dildo and rubbed it between her legs to get it wet from her cum. Riding the dildo like riding Master’s hard cock, dievca came again.
dievca sat on the bed and leaned back to raise her legs up, feet flat and knees spread wide. she placed the glass dildo inside of her pussy and thrust it a couple of times to spread the moisture. she then squeezed her legs together to hold the dildo in with her inner thighs and allow her hands to run along her breasts and pinch her nipples. dievca then moved one hand to her clit to massage it and began to suck on the penis gag, drooling a little and making noises. she fumbled for the vibrator behind her back, turned it on to use on her clit. Riding the dildo and sucking on the cock gag, dievca orgasmed a third time.
she was spent.
dievca removed the dildo, turned the vibrator off and turned sideways to stretch and relax for a little bit of time. After awhile, she felt Master sit beside her on the bed. He removed the gag and placed her head on His thigh to find His Cock as He worked two fingers into her pussy with a “come here” motion. Master’s cock was already hard, so dievca took her time to savor the taste and the feel of His cock. She licked Him from base to tip and circled His head with her lips. Adding a little spit, dievca played with Master’s slit using her tongue and finger.
“You may orgasm, again, if My Cock is fully in your mouth.”
dievca immediately opened up her throat to take the length of Master’s Cock and swallowed lightly as she orgasmed from her G-Spot.
Master pulled His fingers from dievca’s pussy and raised her to her knees. He stood on the bed in front of her and guided her mouth to His Cock.
Holding dievca’s head steady, Master fucked dievca’s mouth until dievca came and then He found His release. Master held dievca’s head in place until she was done swallowing, then gently pulled off the hood and used it to wipe the excess cum.
“Welcome Home, Master” dievca mumbled as they both fell asleep in the sun.