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Maude Vibe in Limited Edition Green $45.00 (click photo for link)

Called Best-in-Show by The Strategist, the soft-touch vibe is made with 100% platinum-grade silicone (RoHs passed / FDA grade) and is a discreet, easy-to-use, 3-speed vibrator. With a runtime of up to 2.5 hours and charged via USB, it’s water-resistant, phthalate- and latex-free and can go anywhere.

*Comes with a natural canvas travel pouch perfect for storing the vibe and other essentials

With 120 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ratings on their website, dievca is planning on giving the Maude Vibe a try.
At $45 a pop, it won’t break the bank.

Cross Fingers! It might be something of use~


She’s Got Legs! Newly Waxed – show the smoothness


It’s a real treat during COVID.
Time to show it off.
No Stockings.

Self-care has been limited or put on hold,
but a great way to feel a bit better is to treat yourself in a safe manner.
Haircut, waxing, facials, massage, Mani/Pedi, etc.
Masks, Outdoors, Open Windows.

dievca went for the waxing and had to show-off her gams to Master.

  • Acne Studios Shoes,
  • Anna Sui Silk Jersey Dress,
  • Marla Aaron Babylock and Curb Chain 14K/Sterling,
  • Melissa Joy Manning 14K

(click on the photos to enlarge)


When you have done your part and…

 you cannot control an outcome.

It might be healthier to step away rather than obsessing~


Toes in the Wild

Have you had a haircut?
How about dental cleaning, a massage, facial, leg wax, or pedicure?
It’s been 7 months and dievca finally brought her toes out from the Wild to a salon for a more formal clean-up.
What a pleasure. (www.dearsundays.com)

The return of her toes to civilization reminded dievca of the great 2003- DSW videos of the same nature:

2003 – Value City Department Stores Inc. has launched a second series of ads for DSW Shoe Warehouse since Value City named Charles Rath its executive vice president and chief marketing officer.

Dubbed “Shoes in the Wild,” the spots show women hunting for the perfect spring shoes. The ads were created by an all-woman creative team at New York-based Cliff Freeman & Partners.

The ads are running on cable networks, including E!, Oxygen and HGTV, and in cities such as Columbus, Denver, Dallas, Miami, Boston, and Atlanta.

2009 – Cliff Freeman & Partners, a one-time creative hotbed, is shutting its doors. The New York agency’s only major client, Baskin-Robbins, says it is searching for a new shop. Agency founder Cliff Freeman is known for Wendy’s, “Where’s the Beef” ads, creating Little Caesar’s “Pizza, Pizza” ads and Snapple‘s “Wendy the Snapple Lady” ads.

Cliff Freeman delivered some classic ads for Outpost.com. Most people will cite the Gerbil Cannon as the best. It was quite shocking when it was first aired, and there s just something special about the pure look of terror on that tuba player’s face in the Wolves commercial.

The shop had trouble emerging from the dot-com bust and by 2003, was leaking crucial talent. One trio of former executives started the boutique Amalgamated. In 2005, Freeman brought in CEO Jeff McClelland, a big agency executive with time at Dentsu and Ogilvy. The idea was to help the firm adapt to changes in the ad environment and move into more multidisciplinary integrated work. McClelland had some new-business success, but he left the agency last year.


Still waiting~


upon Master’s return.


Goody Bag: for Physical and Mental Health


dievca’s self-care goodies while Master is traveling.


Dreaming of Master

It’s hot, it’s humid, it’s semi-tropical and dievca will be dreaming of Master,
In a swimsuit, on the rooftop.
Master is traveling to see his family and quarantining for as long as needed.
His dievca will have to create some Fantasies while He is gone,
Maybe do a little self-care with her Master’s approval.


What is the Shmoo? Self-care assistant.

dievca found a Tenga Iroha Vibrator she bought and forgot about….

Tenga Iroha Yuki Click the photo to purchase

After digging it out, she decided to use it in a moment of self-care.  It seems like it may be a good vibrator to use on a partner. The soft tip hit dievca’s clit nicely and the head can be inserted into the vaginal opening (possibly the anal opening, too). Clean up was easy.

dievca sent Master this photo:

she received a reply:

Ha! This looks like a fictional creature in a long-gone comic strip called
a shmoo.

The shmoo (plural: shmoos, also shmoon) is a fictional cartoon creature created by Al Capp (1909–1979); the character first appeared in the comic strip Li’l Abner on August 31, 1948.

A shmoo is shaped like a plump bowling pin with stubby legs. It has smooth skin, eyebrows, and sparse whiskers—but no arms, nose, or ears. Its feet are short and round, but dexterous, as the shmoo’s comic book adventures make clear. It has a rich gamut of facial expressions and often expresses love by exuding hearts over its head. Cartoonist Al Capp ascribed to the shmoo the following curious characteristics:

  • They reproduce asexually and are incredibly prolific, multiplying faster than rabbits.
  • They require no sustenance other than air.
  • Shmoos are delicious to eat and are eager to be eaten. If a human looks at one hungrily, it will happily immolate itself—either by jumping into a frying pan, after which they taste like chicken or into a broiling pan, after which they taste like steak. When roasted they taste like pork, and when baked they taste like catfish. Raw, they taste like oysters on the half-shell.
  • They also produce eggs (neatly packaged), milk (bottled, grade-A), and butter—no churning required. Their pelts make perfect boot leather or house timbers, depending on how thick one slices them.
  • They have no bones, so there’s absolutely no waste. Their eyes make the best suspender buttons, and their whiskers make perfect toothpicks. In short, they are simply the perfect ideal of a subsistence agricultural herd animal.
    Naturally gentle, they require minimal care and are ideal playmates for young children. The frolicking of shmoos is so entertaining (such as their staged “shmoosical comedies”) that people no longer feel the need to watch television or go to the movies.
  • Some of the more tasty varieties of shmoo are more difficult to catch, however. Usually, shmoo hunters, now a sport in some parts of the country, use a paper bag, flashlight, and stick to capture their shmoos. At night the light stuns them, then they may be whacked in the head with the stick and put in the bag for frying up later on.

~wiki

Hmm, look the vibrator is pretty good, but dievca doesn’t think it is quite as great as Al Capp’s Shmoon!


Master brought it to mind.


Its been a while since His dievca has done self-care.
Might be a good time to take a moment.


Time to pleasure myself.

Showered and lotioned up. A towel on the bed for squirting. Accoutrements on hand. Hood on. Gag in.

Focus internally.
Feel the vibration.

Ahhhhh, on the edge of orgasm~ STOP!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Did the Cat just attack my foot?
NOW, she’s licking my toes?!?!?!
WHAT?

GET OFF KITTY…YOU ARE NOT A PART OF THIS!

Master’s comment:
Wow. That fluff ball cat gets involved with everything.

dievca is cat sitting for two months.
Obviously, the Kitty has made herself at home.
Really. (eye roll)

The Culprit


de-stressing

dievca, what are you doing today?
With your permission, Master, I am….
How about you?


Fun…but tricky…


Good News! Master is Home.


National Orgasm Day – July 31st

The celebration day started in 2015
and commences, again, on July 31st!

dievca is “in”!

Orgasm photo series – Marcos Alberti – Smile Makers

The O Project is a series of photographs taken by Marcos Alberti, a renowned Brazilian photographer who was behind the 3 Glasses project in 2016. This time, Marcos has worked with Smile Makers to create something daring, unique and meaningful: a series of photos of women before, during and after they climax through self-pleasure. Far from the fake and standardized depiction that porn gives of it, the series showcases the female orgasm as it is: DIVERSE, BEAUTIFUL and EMPOWERING!

Just to keep in mind:

Oh, Yes!

(click here for Marcos Alberti’s other photo project)


While you were gone~self-care

It has been a tough few weeks. The decision for a feeding tube, rather than hospice was a relief. Getting help for Mom was a second relief – though I still call about 4 times a day, each meal + medicine times.

A personal care moment was needed.

A lovely shower after work relaxed the muscles ~

A glass of wine soothed the mind ~

Lotion massaged all over my body and lube to the ass and pussy. Yes, to the anal plug.

Iroha Fit Mika Yellow


Accoutrements acquired.
Beginning with a gentle touch. I massaged my breasts and my pussy. Laying on my back with the anal plug squeezed between my plump cheeks.

Feeling the clit swell and become more sensitive. I took my time, continuing to massage my body, willing it to focus and feel.

Adding the hood and penis gag, allowed me to move into my head and create images in my mind to motivate my body. The mind is a powerful tool. Switching from my finger to the long vibrator caused the anal plug to vibrate. Exquiste.

Sitting on the edge of orgasm allowed the flow of pleasure chemicals to course through my body until the desire to orgasm started to overwhelm my mind. The short vibrator touching the swollen clit put me over the razor edge I had danced upon.

After the orgasm hit, my pussy milked the long vibrator with a constant pulse. My anus quivering.

Breathing deep, I flipped on to my belly to recover in the sun.

Dreaming of a possible second round.

 


Please, hurry home.

M.
Orgasmic.  
The past 3 days I masturbated.
 
Leaning over the side of the bed with my legs spread wide open, my head and shoulders resting on the bed, my hands between my legs playing with my pussy and clitoris.
 
Lying on my back in the sun with clips on my nipples and vibrator in my ass, fingers at my clit.
 
As I lay prone on the bed with my hands between my legs, dildo in my pussy and vibrator at my clit – I came quickly thinking about your cock in my mouth.
 
Today, I plan to shower and stretch out on the bed-spread eagle. I’ll play with my nipples and place clips on my vulva to hold it open. I’ll drizzle lube on my pussy and with the lips open, massage it with a vibrator.  If I come quickly, I have time to consider a second round.
 
All very lovely and healthy – but not quite as good as taking care of my Master and my Master taking care of me.
 
I know you hate being told what to do. I am asking – please hurry home.
 
horny d.