Dad Humor – coffee-based

If there’s one feature that can immediately categorize a joke as a “dad joke,” it’s wordplay, especially of the unsophisticated variety. Examples: “Hey, do you know what time my dentist appointment is? Tooth-hurty.” “You know why they always build fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.” The purposeful confusion of “smart feller” and “fart smeller.”

Note: dievca’s Dad was working that “fart smeller” joke hard – right up until he died. Makes her smile thinking about it~

Let the Coffee Jokes begin!

1. Barista: How do you take your coffee?
   Me: Very, very seriously.
2. What do you call sad coffee?
   Despresso.
3. What’s the best Beatles song?
   Latte Be!
4. Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
   Spouse #2: That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
5. How does Moses make his coffee?
   Hebrews it.
6. What did the coffee lover name her son?
   Joe, obviously.
7. What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
   Cream and Sugar.
8. How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
   You channel surf faster without the remote.
9. How does the serial killer like his coffee?
   How he likes his victims—all ground up.
10. How is divorce like espresso?
    It’s expensive and bitter.

A "Thank You" to the ScaryMommy website for the coffee humor.