Beachtail – for the bikini?

BoDivas Original Jewelry

Sexy Charm for Bikini Crotch

Beachtail

Umm, dievca will not be wearing this at the beach,
unless Master specifically requests it.
Made in Japan,
the Beachtail can be purchased on Etsy or Amazon.


An old desperation…solved for $21.92

Everyone had a pair.
Except dievca.

Her thighs didn’t fit and if they did the waist was huge.
Serious quad muscles.
Funny because everyone else had trouble with the waist.

We are talking 4th grade…and beyond.

dievca has never owned a pair of Levis Jeans.

Until this weekend.

Let dievca explain.
As an athlete growing up in the 1970’s/1980’s, Levis Jeans weren’t cut for larger thighs. No stretch and too large of waists. So, dievca never really looked at the options that flowed in during the later years. Look, she barely could wear the 1980’s/1990’s Guess Jeans and they weren’t comfortable, especially when you had to zip them at the ankles to get them over your feet.

 

Back to Levis Jeans…

dievca never tried on the “curvy” ones, nor any iteration of the 501 blues. she avoided Levis and found friendliness of fit with J Brand, Current/Elliott and Rag & Bone.
Until she was shopping in a Wal-Mart store~

Background:

There aren’t any Wal-Marts in Manhattan.

Renting a car to get to a funeral provides an opportunity to bulk shop. Especially for those items that are heavy: Laundry Detergent, Oxyclean, canned good, bottled juices, etc. As dievca traversed the store she passed the Men’s clothing section. There, looking her straight in the eye, were stands of Levis Signature FLEX straight slim leg Men’s jeans. They looked like they would fit. They had 1% elastane. They were $21.95.

dievca had a dress on from the Funeral, she put the jeans on underneath the dress and then searched the store to find a mirror. Bingo! – there was one in the home goods section.
Voilà!
They fit!
They fit well!
At $21.95, if dievca decides she doesn’t like them – it won’t break the bank.

So, after 30+ years – dievca now owns a pair of Levis Jeans…and her thighs fit.

Will wonders will never Cease!

So….what’s your story with Blue Jeans? XO


Wednesday got shafted…

“Monday’s child is fair of face…”
by Mother Goose

Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace;
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go;
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for its living;
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Seriously, if you were born on a Wednesday — this is not the verse to listen to~

 

dievca was born on a:

Early evening. Something about her Dad watching a College Football game at the neighbors and being annoyed that it was time

Alberta Ferretti – Rainbow Week Sweaters and Hats click HERE

and sweaters all in black with colored writing click HERE

 

 


Plug in. (and turn it up)

There’s always more than meets the eye when it comes to Dolce & Gabbana, and the Dolce Boombox radio bag proves it with its functional battery-operated speakers. The playful design features a speaker jack on the inside which can easily be attached to your phone. Get ready to blast your favorite music, just like the 1980’s boombox that inspired it. There is an adjustable volume control, while the snake-skin trims add an extra touch of luxury appeal

  • material: Plexiglas®
  • trim: snake-skin
  • internal details: leather lining, hand-held mirror
  • color of fastening: silver
  • detachable, adjustable shoulder strap, top handle
  • turn-lock fastening
  • Made in Italy
  • protective feet
  • comes with dust bag
  • note: three AAA batteries not included
  • detail: internal speaker jack and external volume control
    • Height 14 cm-5.5″
    • Width 19 cm-7.5″
    • Chain length 7.5 cm-3″
    • Min. length shoulder strap 110 cm-43.5″
    • Max. length shoulder strap 125 cm-49″

Bring your own Presentation Music!


Window Shopping at Hermès


Going Retro: Block Party

dievca is having an interesting moment with the “Block Heel” sandals that have been in fashion for the past two years.
It’s a love/hate relationship.
she hated seeing the 1960’s ones on her aunts as they got older and didn’t update their closets in the 1980’s.
It reminded her of a fashion “no”.
Especially the white leather/pleather ones worn at weddings.

 

But now, they are back and the 1960’s version doesn’t look too bad, really.

dievca loves the pair of sandals she picked up, last summer:

See by Chloe block-heel sandal Red

and these, this summer:

Firth two piece black leather sandals

They are very comfortable and dievca can walk the City.
Maybe her Aunts were on to something when they couldn’t let the shoes go~

Time to wear the sandals to a Block Party!

Top advert from ShopBop.

Fur Oil: Take Care down There

Kirna Zabete: Anya Hindmarch, Heart Fur Sticker

For those unacquainted with the American beauty brand, Fur was one of the first to create products purely for pubic hair. Founded by sisters Emily and Laura Schubert, along with co-founder Lillian Tung, the trio was frustrated by the lack of products on the market tailored for your nether regions. The three product range includes Fur Oil, Stubble Cream and Ingrown Concentrate.

Fur Oil’s unique blend of lightweight oils softens pubic hair and clears pores for fewer ingrown hairs and healthier skin. The 100% natural formula is gently antiseptic, antimicrobial, and reduces inflammation. Fur Oil can be used as often as desired to enhance pubic hair and skin, and is also suitable for use on the face and body.

Apply Fur Oil liberally to clean pubic hair and skin. For best results use as part of a daily regimen. 2.5fl oz

What’s In It: Grape seed and jojoba oils which are dry touch oils that contain vitamins A and E to soften and condition pubic hair. Tea tree oil Antimicrobial to help clear pores and reduce ingrown hairs. Clary sage seed oil has healing properties to soothe and reduce inflammation for healthier skin over time.

All the better to take of Master’s Body

https://www.shen-beauty.com/products/fur-oil