The vibrator verdict…

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The Maude Vibrator had a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ on the website. dievca and Master have given it a whirl and decided that it is very good, but it comes in 2nd place to the Iroha yellow banana:

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Maude Vibe in Limited Edition Green $45.00 (click photo for link)

Called Best-in-Show by The Strategist, the soft-touch vibe is made with 100% platinum-grade silicone (RoHs passed / FDA grade) and is a discreet, easy-to-use, 3-speed vibrator. With a runtime of up to 2.5 hours and charged via USB, it’s water-resistant, phthalate- and latex-free and can go anywhere.

*Comes with a natural canvas travel pouch perfect for storing the vibe and other essentials

With 120 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ratings on their website, dievca is planning on giving the Maude Vibe a try.
At $45 a pop, it won’t break the bank.

Cross Fingers! It might be something of use~


When a friend knows you well enough to buy you a vibrator (something of use)

OK, it is a vibrating roller – but it still falls in the vibration causes pleasure category!

dievca should explain…
she is a huge fan of the Power Plate Machine at her gym. It’s helped her strengthen her body.

More importantly, it helped her loosen her insanely tight quads, glutes, calves, feet, and hamstring muscles.

(Note the roller…)

When COVID-19 hit, dievca was out-of-luck with using the Power Plate machine at her gym.  she had to depend on her heating pad, foam roller and heavy-duty time consuming traditional stretching. Not a worry when you have time to spare, but the results were not as euphoric as using the vibrating plate with a roller.

NYC is expecting COVID-19 to hit, again.

dievca’s access to the Power Plate will disappear.

But, it is not a problem anymore. dievca’s friend bought her a vibrator.
In the form of a Vibrating Foam Roller:

Next Roller vibrating foam roller $99 from Amazon (click photo for link) 

  • Three speeds of vibration
  • Portable
  • Rechargeable
  • One Year Warranty

Looks like a good solution for tight muscles in quarantine or any other time.
It works well, dievca used it immediately.

An amazing birthday gift, right?😍


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dievca has always been a fan of multi-tasking tools.

So, when she saw the Adorime on several “Best Sex Toy of 2020” lists.
It might be a go for $27.99 at Amazon.


  • Ergonomic Design: This dual-action vibrator with triple-points stimulator, the flexible double head can be used to most penises or clitorial, and the firm bottom effectively stimulates g-spot, arousing most intense orgasms and sexual pleasure.
    Intelligent Vibration Modes: Maximize your pleasure no matter you like slow, steady or strong pulses with different frequencies. You can use the 3 powerful motors alone or at the same time to stimulate your g-spot, clitoris anus or penis.
  • 100% Waterproof & Super Quiet: You can enjoy the freedom of using it in the bath, shower, pool or anywhere you want. If you’re looking for discreet play, you can not go wrong with this clit vibrator. It’s whisper-quiet that you can’t hear it in the next room with the door closed.
  • Medical Silicone Material: The g-spot vibrator made of medical-grade silicone, safe and skin-friendly, easy to clean, hygienic to the human body. As a rechargeable vibrator, you can just charge the vibrator with the attached USB cable.

Something for couple fun, solo fun, and stress-relief — a useful multi-tasker.


What is the Shmoo? Self-care assistant.

dievca found a Tenga Iroha Vibrator she bought and forgot about….

Tenga Iroha Yuki Click the photo to purchase

After digging it out, she decided to use it in a moment of self-care.  It seems like it may be a good vibrator to use on a partner. The soft tip hit dievca’s clit nicely and the head can be inserted into the vaginal opening (possibly the anal opening, too). Clean up was easy.

dievca sent Master this photo:

she received a reply:

Ha! This looks like a fictional creature in a long-gone comic strip called
a shmoo.

The shmoo (plural: shmoos, also shmoon) is a fictional cartoon creature created by Al Capp (1909–1979); the character first appeared in the comic strip Li’l Abner on August 31, 1948.

A shmoo is shaped like a plump bowling pin with stubby legs. It has smooth skin, eyebrows, and sparse whiskers—but no arms, nose, or ears. Its feet are short and round, but dexterous, as the shmoo’s comic book adventures make clear. It has a rich gamut of facial expressions and often expresses love by exuding hearts over its head. Cartoonist Al Capp ascribed to the shmoo the following curious characteristics:

  • They reproduce asexually and are incredibly prolific, multiplying faster than rabbits.
  • They require no sustenance other than air.
  • Shmoos are delicious to eat and are eager to be eaten. If a human looks at one hungrily, it will happily immolate itself—either by jumping into a frying pan, after which they taste like chicken or into a broiling pan, after which they taste like steak. When roasted they taste like pork, and when baked they taste like catfish. Raw, they taste like oysters on the half-shell.
  • They also produce eggs (neatly packaged), milk (bottled, grade-A), and butter—no churning required. Their pelts make perfect boot leather or house timbers, depending on how thick one slices them.
  • They have no bones, so there’s absolutely no waste. Their eyes make the best suspender buttons, and their whiskers make perfect toothpicks. In short, they are simply the perfect ideal of a subsistence agricultural herd animal.
    Naturally gentle, they require minimal care and are ideal playmates for young children. The frolicking of shmoos is so entertaining (such as their staged “shmoosical comedies”) that people no longer feel the need to watch television or go to the movies.
  • Some of the more tasty varieties of shmoo are more difficult to catch, however. Usually, shmoo hunters, now a sport in some parts of the country, use a paper bag, flashlight, and stick to capture their shmoos. At night the light stuns them, then they may be whacked in the head with the stick and put in the bag for frying up later on.

~wiki

Hmm, look the vibrator is pretty good, but dievca doesn’t think it is quite as great as Al Capp’s Shmoon!


What’s your vibe?

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81% of women and 91% of men who have used a vibrator have done so with a partner. (1)

Enhancing sex and foreplay with a vibrator brings in a whole new level of excitement and pleasure, but like there are many different people in the World, there are many different ways to “vibe”.

Note: the ideas below are written for heterosexual couples, but many apply to same sex couples as well. The products are from “JimmyJane” a line which dievca has found to be very stable, clean-lined, hardworking and elegant.

USING A VIBRATOR DURING FOREPLAY

Tingly Touches – An erotic massage is a delicious way to start an intimate evening. Light a Natural Massage Oil Candle, slip HELLO TOUCH over your fingertips, and explore your partner’s body with vibration. Or get more adventurous with E-stim – electric sensation from HELLO TOUCH X.

Watch and Learn – According to a Men’s Health survey, 80% of women want their partner to watch them masturbate. “The fact that she’s turning you on while bringing herself to orgasm makes her feel incredibly sexy,” says sex therapist, Sandor Gardos. dievca knows that Master loves to watch her masturbate, she has used  the LITTLE CHROMA, her hands and the FORM 2.

Backwards Hug – With the woman in front in a spoon position (lying or sitting), her partner in back can encircle her with his arms go fondle her breasts, vagina, and anywhere else that feels good. She can simultaneously stimulate herself with a clitoral vibrator, such as FORM 2.

Get Handy (for Him) – Adding some vibration to a hand job can multiply his pleasure. Place HELLO TOUCH on your mid-fingers and place your hand so that the two vibrators contact and rub against the sensitive underside of his shaft, just beneath the head. Alternatively, using a male masturbator like FORM 5 to stimulate the sensitive underside of his penis and frenulum (the ridge that runs up the shaft)

Get Handy (for Her) – He can use HELLO TOUCH to improve his handy work. Place the vibrating pods on the back of the fingertips. This vibrates the fingers themselves, which in turn can touch and stimulate her vulva and clitoris.  Or add  the excitement of E-stim with HELLO TOUCH X.  Or insert a finger (or two) wearing the Pleasure Pod of choice to stimulate her G-spot.

Oral Report – A vibrator can enhance oral sex in a number of ways for both men and women. FORM 3 is perfectly shaped to cup his testicles during a blowjob. Use a powerful vibrator, like FORM 4, under the chin to add vibration to oral sex. He can insert FORM 6, FORM 4 or LITTLE CHROMA a few inches inside her vagina while stimulating her clitoris with his tongue or mouth.

USING A VIBRATOR DURING SEX

Missionary (Man on Top)FORM 3 is one of the few vibrators thin enough to fit between two bodies in this position. Rest it on your pubic bone so your hands free to explore your partner. If you can fit your hand under your partner, you can use HELLO TOUCH to stimulate yourself during sex.

Missionary (Woman on Top) – When you’re on top, there’s more leeway for clitoral stimulation. FORM 4 has an oversized motor right at the top. Rest this on his pubic bone so you can grind your clitoris against it during sex.

Doggie Style – When he’s behind you, there’s plenty of room open in front to bring in some vibration. A longer shape, like FORM 6 or MAGIC WAND, makes it easy for him to reach around and stimulate your clitoris or vulva.

Reverse Cowgirl – With woman on top facing your partner’s legs, there is plenty of room for vibrator stimulation. He can reach around with FORM 6 or MAGIC WAND, or you can lay back and stimulate yourself with a small clitoral vibrator like FORM 2. He can also try lifting one knee, so you have something to grind against. Or try FORM 5 for simultaneous labial and clitoral stimulation.

Get Creative – There is no end to the ways in which a vibrator can be incorporated into sex.

The anus has a relatively high concentration of nerve endings and can be an erogenous zone, which can make anal intercourse pleasurable if performed properly. The pudendal nerve that branches to supply the external anal sphincter also branches to the dorsal nerve of clitoris and the dorsal nerve of penis.

An insertable vibrator like FORM 6 can be a great introduction to anal sex or double penetration. HELLO TOUCH can be used to stimulate nipples during foreplay or intercourse. Play around and, in the words of the 60’s bumper sticker, “If it feels good, do it.”


1 Research by Indiana University published in 2011 issue of The Journal of Sexual Medicine

 


When you can’t get it to stay turned off…

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A little too much water in the shower caused a problem.
The damn thing kept turning back on.
There isn’t a removable battery.
And, No, the glue isn’t there to close anything for periods.


So you bought the “We-Vibe”… it is a Dystopian Moment.

For a young Person, the greatest privacy risk that came with masturbation was your Mom or Dad walking in on you while you were getting busy with yourself. That brief embarrassment is nothing compared to the “We-Vibe” which collects your masturbatory habits and sends the data back to manufacturers.

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Fusion reports that the risk lies within the We-Vibe 4 Plus, a couples’ vibrator that connects to a smartphone app, enabling your partner to control the vibrator remotely — a tool that’s particularly useful if you’re in a long-distance relationship. But that’s precisely what opens you up to the greatest security risk.

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August 4-7th 2016, at the DEF CON hacker conference, two security researchers presented on the sex toy’s data-collection capabilities. It turns out, the manufacturer — Standard Innovations Corporation — is informed when you change the vibration level and also gets a read of the toy’s temperature every minute it’s in use. (The company’s privacy policy does not disclose this.)

The president of Standard Innovations Corporation, Frank Ferrari, released a statement explaining that “We-Vibe collects data on the use of its products in terms of vibration intensity and mode for market research purposes so that we can better understand what settings and levels of intensity are most enjoyed.”

Now, if you’d like to continue using a We-Vibe vibrator without sharing your orgasm preferences, you can do so with your device in airplane mode – but doesn’t that kill the long-distance vibe?

Or maybe you prefer to be an Exhibitionist….then its all good!

http://www.we-vibe.com

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Vibrators: a brief History :)

When Master and dievca made their pilgrimage to Babeland , dievca didn’t realize the store kept a Vintage Vibrator Museum.  No sign of it in the store…but this short video offers evidence and a quick peak of past pleasure options!

The History of Vibrators in Less Than 3 Minutes.

“Women have been using vibrators for way longer than you think. See some of the earliest – and most terrifying – models, and help us design the vibrator of the future in the comments. Antique vibrators filmed on site at Babeland. Vibrators used with permission of Babeland’s Vintage Vibrator Museum.”


Saturday: FIT Museum and a Sex Shop visit

Sex Shop Sexy Girl Toys Bar NEW Neon Light Signdievca had a burning desire to wander around a sex shop with Master. He wasn’t so keen on the idea…

dievca had clean, informative and dynamic in her mind.
Master had dark, dirty and seedy in His mind.

So, when dievca was assigned to plan their Saturday afternoon date – she chose the FIT Museum to see the Dance & Fashion Exhibition and a Sex Shop.

dievca had seen the Exposed: History of Lingerie with a friend, but the Museum closed before they could visit more exhibits. The Lingerie Exhibition was poorly organized, but it had some neat items and it was free. The Dance Exhibition looked like it had more sponsorship, so dievca was hoping that it would be better curated. Plus, dievca knew that Master had dated a number of ballet and modern dancers in His past life, so she thought He would enjoy the exhibit.

The sex shop field trip was planned for after the visit to FIT.
Here is the information dievca sent to Master.

Sex Shop Options:
57th between 6th and 7th:. Eve’s Garden (Women’s Toys) — clean and nice

20th between 7th and 8th: Purple Passion (Sex Fetish shop, latex – not really toys….) — looks a bit dodgy.

27th at 5th: Museum of Sex (they have an online shop – I’ll call to see if they have a shop we can visit) — looks like nicer items online.

Mercer Street in SoHo: Babeland is the one that would be best (clean, bright, matter of fact) but that is in SoHo — a special trip.

***Master chose the Babeland option, probably while rolling His eyes.***

Saturday, arrived and dievca had straightened hair in a low ponytail, natural make-up, and a navy blue bra.

Plus:

Master arrived in:

Master and dievca met at the FIT Museum to be amazed by the fabulous Dance costumes/Couture Clothing and how badly curated the exhibition is…there is no real rhyme or reason to the set-up. Perhaps it is set-up like that, so you are drawn to what you like and ignore the rest. Or maybe the organizers want the FIT students to make their own categorical decisions for the items. Whatever, so far the FIT exhibitions have not been not easy to follow.

The crisp weather allowed for a delightful walk along 28th, through the Flower District, to take to the N, R subway line. A downtown train took dievca and Master to the Canal Street Station, where they walked up to Babeland.

Behold a clean and well-organized sex shop! The staff waited until you asked a question and there were a variety of  items are offered sale: Vibrators, Dildos, Lube, BDSM play items, Videos, Books. It took us about 15 minutes to peruse the items for sale and Master thought they could offer more items. dievca felt very comfortable asking about vibrators and the salesperson was quite knowledgeable. Thank Goodness she was there to help because dievca couldn’t figure out how to get some of the items to turn off… (You would be playing with the buttons, too, right?)

An informative and lively discussion about toys ensued which ended with dievca buying a new vibrator to replace two that died.

dievca didn’t really think about it nor did she notice it, but Babeland (she should have known from the name) is heavily staffed by young, adorable Lesbians and one Gay Gentleman. Master commented on it immediately. Master also noticed that there were about 20 customers in the store and only two of them were male (Himself, included).

dievca was so focused on replacing her vibrators and trying to get the damn things to turn off, she didn’t notice anything else.

A big decision, you know, to buy the right vibrator….especially when you are considering 6 of them all at once.
Choices, Choices, Choices!

Iroha Fit Mika Yellow

Iroha Fit Mika Yellow

dievca ended up with this Iroha Fit. It’s silicone and slightly padded (soft), it bends with applying pressure and the tip has some give, the tapered shape allows for a gentle entrance to give a nice “build-up”. The padding offers extra movement and a more “real” feel for squeezing. Nice.

Verdict on the Date? A success. (Thank Goodness)
It was interesting to see the FIT items and the poor exhibition planning, gorgeous walk and the Sex Shop was the highlight.

Roast chicken and veg for dinner, plus an excellent wine (2012 NADIA Quattro) — while the vibrator charged and then Master started playing with His dievca (Yes, we called it the banana).
😀


A “Little Something” and a little bit more…JimmyJane vibrators

dievca has been a fan of the elegance that JimmyJane vibrators offer to their clients.

JimmyJane is a privately held company in San Francisco, California that produces high-end, design-oriented sexual accessories including vibrators and sex toys. Ethan Imboden, the company’s founder and creative director, launched the company in 2003.

A very simple and beautiful vibrator is the JimmyJane “Little Something”.  Yes, it is low-key – gentle – elegant, but Master has found it to be very versatile, hardy and work horse for play in the bedroom, shower, closet, kitchen, etc.

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Award Winner – Women’s Health Best in Bed Award
Unique Detailing Available – Enigmatic skulls, butterflies, characters, encrusted with diamonds
Quiet – Strong-yet-silent vibrations
Versatile – Internal, G-spot, clitoral, nipple and anal stimulation
Patented Replaceable Motor – No vibrator burnout
Body-Safe – Medical-grade anodized aluminum, platinum
Waterproof – Bath-friendly and completely washable
Travel-Ready – Compact with removable battery and motor
Battery Included – One AA
Dimensions – 5.25″ x 0.67″
Three Year Limited Warranty – A commitment to quality

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Something that is not needed but would be a complete luxury is the Little Platinum Eternity.

Jimmy Jane Platinum Diamond Vibrator

Platinum Vibrator Encrusted with Diamonds – $3,500

It’s the difference between buying Fine Jewelry and Costume Jewelry.

JimmyJane: How To Choose A Vibrator

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Does anyone have a spare $Million for dievca? She’s feeling Royale~

Does anyone have a spare $Million for dievca? She's feeling Royale~

Warning: this is an adult toy. A vibrator encrusted with diamonds, sapphires and pearls and cast in solid platinum. To turn the device on you use the button which is a large pearl that is removed. The pearl button then fits into a necklace setting which is included. Not sure about the batteries…

Colin Burn and Nicole Gallus have created and designed this extreme luxury play toy. This vibrator has been named the ‘Pearl Royale,’ and if the name doesn’t get the buyer hot, the one million dollar price tag certainly will. This exclusive play toy is cast in solid platinum and heavily embellished with more than 1,000 pink and white sapphires, diamonds and pearls for your pleasure.

According to Mr.Burn, “This is designed as a luxury product for art and erotica enthusiasts.” dievca’s mind is spinning with the idea of one million dollars caressing her hooha, apparently she is an erotica enthusiast. XO~